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She's cute. Hard to imagine not being cute like cute girl who's cute.

In the song titled "Milkshake" by Kelis, she exclaims how all the boys show up in her yard for milkshakes which claim to be better than mine. Not only is this self entitlement, but she doesn't give any valid reasons as to why her milkshakes are better. According to the lyrics of this boastful chant, she is willing to offer lessons for making such a milkshake but for a price. Could that mean that the ingredients used to make this milkshake cost more than the labelled price and instead of increasing it to maintain profit, she gives lessons on how to make such a milkshake in order to compensate for her lack of total earnings? Is she that desperate to keep ALL the boys in her yard!? A low price in exchange for a higher consumer rate, and yet she claims that her milkshakes are better than mine. What if she were to increase the prices, will all the boys still head to the yard cause the milkshake is THAT good??

I saw chunky at a grocery store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to bother her or anything

She said “Oh like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off going “huh? huh? huh?” I walked away and continued with my shopping and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Maam you need to pay for those first” At first she kept pretending not to hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Great gal to play with. Fun time

In my 7+ Years McDonalds career i always worked hard and tried to make the best burgers. i personally believe that burgers have the power to change the world, you don't know it but when u eat a good burger your brain instantly starts bursting dopamine like crazy, the more you eat of a good burger the more you want more of it, after eating at least two burgers you'd already contracted ADDICTION to my burgers, now you are my burger minion, i can command you to do whatever i wish, my plan was to take over the world governments by creating a massive revolt with my burgers influence over people, but As of now at least, current workforce doesn't fit this principle. not to mention that my manger is being an A$$hat recently, and with that, McDonalds is unable/unwilling to make changes to fit that goal. so my plan is put on pause for the time being.

I (31 F) am a teacher and a gamer. No one believed me...

Video games came up in class today. As a basic girly girl, no one believed that I could be a gamer:

"Hey Mrs. G, since you say you game, can we play together?"

"Sure. When you graduate high school."

"But, but -- I'm in 7th grade."

"Welp. Study hard."

"Hmpf. What if you're bluffing? What games do you even play?"

"My favorite is probably, um, Apex Legends."

"Oh reeeaaally. So tell me then... what's the damage of a Mozambique?"

"Depends. With or without Hammerpoint?"

[shocked silence]

[in my best Lifeline impression] "Now pay attention. Ya might learn a thing or two."

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"Alright guys, *cough* I'm doing 'Take On Me' now, alright. I, I really, I really like this song. It sounds good."

Minin' away
I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway
In this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?

Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!

So easy to mine
With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay
In my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make
A lock on it

Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I'll mine them

"Ah! *cough, cough, cough, cough, sniff, cough*
I'm alright, I'm ready"

All these diamonds
Sittin' carefully lay
I'm getting worried (Shut the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door!)
If they might get stolen
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!

Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Now they're safe
*screaming*
Now
Now that they're safe
*screaming*
Mine diamonds, *heavy breathing* (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)

Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/SataniaFan5lif3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/animemes on my twitter account, which is @trapsarenotgay. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha!

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again or play gmod again