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Whether you're eating the booty like groceries or giving anal $ex a shot NieR: Automata is brilliant. It strikes the balance between RPG and action game unlike anything else in the genre. It’s a game you kind of have to meet halfway, with a story that gets more complex and interesting the more your prod at it.


Pros
-Satisfying combat
-Inventive and surprising
-Movement feels incredible
-Brilliant soundtrack
-Nice booty

Cons
-Invisible walls
-Camera can be annoying
-Ugly in places
-Some game breaking bugs (Edit: most of them were fixed by modders)


Thanks to Platinum Games knack for riveting and gratifying combat, Automata is Yoko Taro's most exciting game to date. The combat mechanics click after hurdling a low learning curve, and the end result is a skillful dance where balletic dodges complement wushu-inspired aggression. Moreover, this multi-ending trip is generously peppered with surprises and revelations, as well as easter eggs that call back to the first game and the Drakengard series from which Nier spun off. It's a meaty, often exhilarating trek that showcases Platinum Games and Yoko Taro's unique blend of genius.

great game

10/10 masterpiece waiting for the 3rd installment
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc is a wonderful fusion of the text-heavy visual novel genre with Phoenix Wright-like murder investigations and trials. Its quirky humor – made all the better by excellent writing and interesting characters – is constantly unsettled by the seriousness of the plot, making for a unique adventure that Vita gamers owe it to themselves to experience.

a true masterpiece nothing else to say
10/10 should really animate this game too
i recommend it to people who like this kind of games

really fun and thrilling game
Borderlands 2 preserves the best parts of the franchise while also making numerous, much needed improvements to areas like narrative and class skill design. Additional visual customization options would make it better, and the occasional technical issue takes away from the experience, but overall this is an excellent shooter no one even remotely curious should overlook. Prepare to level. Prepare to loot. Prepare to get lost in the hilarious, bizarre and wonderful world of Pandora.
i would give it a 9/10 has a lot to fix in the driving system

amazing game i finished a pirated game and had to buy a copy of it on steam to support the developers
- amazing graphics
- really in-depth story
- really nice side quests
- 2 great expansions
- large map
i would give it a 9.5/10 still has a lot to improve in the combat system and some minor bugs

pretty nice game
- nice story
- smooth gameplay
- great graphics
- side quest (if you are really bored)
i would give it 9/10

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