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Popeye and Olive Oyl are in the kitchen awaiting to drink their
Cups of Inkwell Tea and
Mugs of Organic Spinach,

The Door bangs loudly,
Once,
Twice,
Three times.
You can see the entire door push itself inwards with each Punch,
As if this were a 1930's Cartoon.

An old rusted Kettle on the stove begins to hiss and scream,
The Door falls flat on it's face, and Bruno appears, taking one step inside the
Olive Oyl residence,
"Hot dawg!" exclaimed Bruno, the determined Sailor. "I'm here to take Olive, clear out loser".

"N-now how about we r-raise the Cakes??!" said Olive whom stuttered to Bruno while turning down the Stove,
with those beady little eyes.
Popeye jumps upon his wooden stool and raises both fists towards Bruno, the devilish Sailor,
"Why I oughtta!" fist danced Popeye.

Bruno continued standing ontop of the flat faced wooden Door
with severely angled-down eyebrows,
and a devilish Grin like no other.
He was a determined devilish Sailor.

Popeye flung the stool in which he stood upon, in the direction of Bruno, while immediately following through with an Air-Punch!
Then again, with an actual Punch!
Bruno was hit,
Once,
Twice,
Three times.

"Gasp!" gasped Olive Oyl, as she gasped.
She ran after her Sailor Man or Men into the Front Yard.
We don't know who she likes at this point.

The camera slowly pans to the kitchen counter focusing on the
Cup of Inkwell Tea, a
Mug of Organic Spinach, aside the now cooled off
Kettle.

and thus begins the Adventures of

Didn't expect to get this much enjoyment out of a game using only 2 buttons.

Highly recommend,
Gifted my friend a copy I was that determined for him to share my enjoyment.

A way out.
If he's telling the truth, now I've got a way out.
And a story to tell.
He wants me to spread his gospel.
I'll tell the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ world."

Finally it's over.
I feel as if Amnesia was scarier, perhaps I played it when I was younger than I am now.
Game takes about 5 hours if you are slow like me and are weary about turning corners and entering dark rooms.

Haven't played the DLC yet, need to wait for Christmas to get some underwear.

♦ 4 player Free-For-All,
♦ 3 of us are obviously new; Basic characters.
⠀⠀⠀I'm over there punching the air,
⠀⠀⠀Bob just threw a weapon and commited suicide,
⠀⠀⠀Billy is afk with his menu open looking at the control settings,
⠀⠀⠀QueenJustice4000Annihilator has killed us 10-fold already.

Repeat until you get good enough for comp,
Seems to be a common occurrence.

I'm a Super Smash Bros fan,
so I'll keep playing for a bit more and see how I enjoy it,
but so far I'm not seeing any differences in the different 'Heroes/Classes',

There only seems to be a SLIGHT difference if they pick up a certain RNG weapon that falls from the sky,
then I believe it's then -that the Hero shines.

It's an Open-world, Western that felt JUST like "Westworld",
You're given Quests from NPCs and in doing certain Quests, you will be locked out from doing other Quests, as they intertwine.

This means it has a very high replayability if you're interested in the Opposing factions storylines,
There's 7 endings which don't often feel like you're replaying the entire game from scratch as you're taking a different route each time, and things change.

I saw this game on Steam all the time but never thought it to be a game I'd enjoy,
The Trailer for it makes it seem like you just investigate "who did it" throughout the town for the entirity of the game,
but I feel that's more of a side-quest, and you eventually find out "who did it" while running around the Western World and doing the odd jobs for some Farmers or Miners.

Manchild mod forum bans for using the word "idiot"
Eat my Reinforced Fishing Pole with x3 spurts of my Chum Bucket for increased fishing power, Idiot.

This is a great game, and it's deserving of a Positive review, but at the time that Mod pissed me off, so the ♥♥♥♥ can stay negative for a while.

I played it a few years ago and it was really interesting, and fun personally.

Can't really say much more, it was ages ago since I've played it.

I'm sure the cards are RNG.

Every run is different,

You start off as a crying little baby, whom has the potential to turn into
an orbiting knife, lazer firing spawn of Satan, firing the tears of your enemies at your enemies all in hopes to defeat the first boss, your Mother whom attempted to Murder you.

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