AWP wizard, don't forget to add me!

AWP superstar, let's shine in the game

"Yo Cap, mad respect for keepin’ it 💯 while dealin’ with that FO who’s built like a Windows 98 update—slow, glitchy, and lowkey hazardous. Your patience is elite, and your hand-flying skills? Straight-up chef’s kiss. Keep flexin’ that captain energy, ‘cause the squad sees you holdin’ it down. Blue skies and smooth vibes ahead! ✈️🔥"

Absolutely tired of this mf appearing in my life. First his butt-cheeks are sent to my phone via Snapchat, then he sends me the most ridiculous images of his stupid chickens that he owns for some reason, and he's always yappin' about his job at some weird diaper factory. Never ask this man to play a video game, he's always zonked outta his mind and can never think straight so you'll never get a solid answer. I also genuinely believe this man has an intelligence problem... I don't think I've ever heard something that a neanderthal wouldn't utter escape this man's breath. Stay away from this person at all costs! (also I think his family members, specifically his siblings, share the intelligence problem.)

Headshot king

awesome friend