Recent reviews by Too Many Hounds

Its almost 2018 and they are still releasing games with fps cap and this game runs only at 30fps no matter what. Other than that controls are kinda bad... mouse seems to have some delay (vsync off) and dialogues are basically a 2sec. loop of some random noises (somehow zelda did that way better).

But still this game is an awesome experience... especially for Zelda fans. If You didnt play this... You should give it a try.

9/10

I was really sceptical about all of these Headhunters... but gawd damn the 'penis hat' made me and my friend laugh soo hard it was totally worth it just for that moment. Also the music is great and it reminds me of PotC.

It's fun if You have a couple of friends next to You, ya all drunk as hell and You want to do something stupid for the next hour besides watching YT videos.

Intense and atmospheric but too short. Dlc is better and adds about 2,5-3 hours according to Your playstyle.

8/10 - must have for Survival Horror fans

Paid mods in a Triple-A $60 game + $50 for Season Pass... and I thought EA was a money-hungry company.

Awesome game... not only for fans of Borderlands... but also for everyone that loves Telltale games. Knowledge from previous Borderlands games is not required... but it helps sometimes. Oh and the intros. I love intros sooo much.

The only downside is that there are waaay too many moments when someone should have died but he survived somehow... and very often its not even explained how he managed to survive.

9/10

Needless to say... the game is awesome. Great if You are done with TWD and You want more of the same, but different universe.

9+/10

1- NOONE IS PLAYING
a) no indicators of which of 4 game modes have the most players
b) and because of that You will often play against ppl from the other side of the world

2- BROKEN CONTROLS
a) somehow mouse sensitivity is super high even if I turn down mouse dpi on 400 and set ingame sense on 0/19
b) you can't use left/right/down while running, glad the mouse is still working

3- BROKEN MECHANICS
a) there are f*cking "knife runners" everywhere with their 1hit melee hatchet and speedboost
b) on the other side guns needs like 20 bullets to kill someone
c) this is probably the first game where You can crawl 500mph
d) character takes 1/3 space on screen
e) zombies are just walking around, acting like nothing is happening (even with gunshots everywhere)
f) end-game screen is longer than game itself
g) the only exception from point "f" is when 2 players in 1v1 situation are camping in one spot and they are not moving till time runs out (3mins)

4- UNNECESSARY CAMPAIGN
a) 24 boring as hell missions, all with the same objectives... lasts about 2 hours
b) only 6 or 7 maps ripped straight from multiplayer
c) broken AI
d) SAMPLE OBTAINED... SAMPLE OBTAINED... SAMPLE OBTAINED... SAMPLE OBTAINED
e) there is a trailer of the game waiting for You to watch after You beat the campaign... very creative... did You see it in every other game?

5- LACK OF CONTENT
a) only 7 or 8 maps
b) few weapons
c) no Jill Valentine or Rebecca Chambers
d) it has probably the worst and most overpriced dlc in history of gaming

6- ABOUT THAT OVERPRICED DLC... for half the price of a game ($30) You can have:
a) 2 new pistols!!!!!!!!!!!!!
b) new melee weapon!!!!!!!!!
c) 5 new characters!!!!!!!!! (which are not even new models... they only changed the face)
d) 9 new patches that You can put on Your shoulder!!!!!!!!!!! (who the f*ck cares about them anyway?)
e) 3 new weapon skins!!!!!!!!!!!!! (which is basically the same one, but You can put it in 3 different ways)

2/10 (I would like to give it 1/10 but it made me laugh for how bad it is)

Didn't buy it already?

10/10

10/10 f*cking masterpiece

The only downside is that sometimes You have no time to read all possibilites that You can do before time runs out (slow motion in these moments will be nice)... but it happened only about 3 times. Other than that... the game (or should I say an interactive movie) is insanely good and rides on Your emotions like a damn steamroller.