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i can fix her

edit: i did fix her but that was a bad ending apparently

now that I finished this game three times and %100;

Elden Ring might be the most perfect "sequel" to what the original Dark Souls was. The atmosphere and every scene you come upon being worthy of spending hours just to gaze upon and consider your potential future of how the ♥♥♥♥ are you gonna go there, it also has quite a lot of bosses and NPCs that I've had an amazing fun both dealing and doing their tasks with

However, Elden Ring also has some of the worst aspects of Dark Souls and the Souls trilogy. Setting the immensely popular delayed attacks and a lot of re-used bosses and -identical to Dark Souls I- having the late game be disappointing.

Another thing that I realised is that this game really is not balanced on builds. My first game was a STR-Faith character that I thought I did pretty well until my second character which used DEX and a lot of blood turned the game into a tutorial arena for everything. And my third character with complete mage skills was equally easier. Somewhat of a sad thing as the game pushes you into breaking out of your build and just simply tells you this boss is not for you, especially when it's the case for non optional major bosses but oh well. This was extremely the case when facing several bosses but one that I did not mention in the bosses list I included below is Malenia, blade of Miquella. After facing her about fifty times, switching to Frenzy magic and an Uchigatana, managed to wreak her in about three minutes at best. ♥♥♥♥ like this is disencouraging on trying different builds which is a really problem for this game because it might have one of the most diverse and extensive build potentials.

Overall, this game is an amazing master piece and one of the best experiences I ever had with three replays that I'm sure to extend. Now let me talk about some bosses that made a mark in my mind;

Margit, the Fell Omen
The perfect introduction to the bosses and the game of Elden Ring for various reasons but the most important one being that unlike most of the tutorial bosses of Souls series, you can simply just leave and prepare better to face him. Although he had his own series of delayed attacks that I didn't like, it's just a really good boss that can easily be set aside. Had fun and if Elden Ring is to be made into a series of games, I absolutely will remember Margit as a great welcoming boss.

Red Wolf of Radagon
♥♥♥♥ this bastard

Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy
This is my favourite boss in Elden Ring and easily in top five in the entire Fromsoftware games. His atmosphere, the introductionary questline prior to him, his voice actor and his voicelines, the mimic that is perfectly executed, his character design and his lore makes Rykard my favourite boss. I absolutely adore him and had no problem dying to him for around twenty six ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times

Starscourge Radahn
Festival of Radahn and the Redmane Castle's atmosphere is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great, one of the most perfectly executed bosses in my opinion, also loved the secret cave at the end of his arena.

Godskin Duo & Godskin Nobles in general
I hope you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die you piece of ♥♥♥♥♥. Not only these bastards made me search for a mod that erased their existence but everything about them sucks enormous giant ass. Their delayed attacks and AoE and non-stop combos and their character design and their arena and their overusage made me hate them to a wild degree that I almost uninstalled this game for good. ♥♥♥♥ them.
I got gud and used two giant crusher hammers to stomp their fat and skinny asses.

Maliketh, the Black Blade
At first my opinion was the same as Godskins but honestly, after taking a nice shower and acting way too cold blooded, I actually didnt even got hit once. Maliketh is in my opinion an above average boss. His special item related to his sword and it's just formidable enough to make you sit and analyze him is actually pretty cool but I do think it can be way too harsh at builds, which I have talked about in the beginning

Elden Beast
Disappointing

Favourite Non-Optional Boss: Margit the Fell Omen
Favourite Optional Boss: Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy
Favourite NPC: Kalé the Merchant
Favourite NPC Questline: Irina/Hyetta & Shabriri
Favourite Legacy Dungeon: Stormveil Castle
Favourite Region: Caelid

i got shot

no push

You have been detected by your enemy.

Try again, remembering to crouch by pressing the (CTRL) key.

Use a route taking you through shadows and behind cover.

One of the best I've played, but it's really easy to get soft-locked and the stages get repetitive after a while

bruh the game literally doesnt even launch, how is this even allowed????

CAPTAIN I AM OVERDOSING ON METAMPHETAMINE RARARARARARARARA

Poetic, reminiscent of a Renaissance era literature. Loved the hidden message about the shade of humanity's morality during challanging times.

>take power after Chairman Comrade Mao Zedong dies
>immediately fund Arabs
>destroy Israel once and for all

10/10 best game ever