- Cab Driver - I drive a cab for fun, actually I sell people
- You drove around the corner...
- I know.

What do gender and the twin towers?
First there were two, and now you can't joke about them.

Good advise

Don't break a human heart, because it's the only one. Better to break his bones - 260 of them!

Good Advice

Believe in yourself, because who else is going to do it?
(Not me)

"What? Why are there inconsistencies in the Bible? Shouldn't God's book be perfect?"
Ah, the answer is quite simple: the Bible was not written by the Almighty himself, but by a human hand, whose movements on the papyrus were guided by the Holy Spirit. Which makes the Bible not a God-made, but a God-inspired book. People tend to make mistakes, you know. Like, for example, your parents did.

Do you know why Jesus Christ rise from the dead? Because they didn't bury him properly