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1.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
This is literally a "hello world" program being sold as a commercial product.
Posted 5 June, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Cyrano Story tells an interesting story through audio logs, which are unlocked through solving cryptic and cipher type puzzles that of which are similar to an escape room. The voice acting is well done, however, the male antagonist voice sounded a lot like Cookie Monster, which took away some of the creepy atmosphere.
Posted 18 April, 2020.
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11 people found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record
Lovers ' Smiles is just a copy/paste of the Unity Asset template: https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/templates/packs/draw-game-83537
Posted 2 April, 2020.
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8 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Abnormal world: season one is a very basic physics game consisting of only 9 levels. Most of the solutions are very obvious that require 1-3 lines to be drawn. The game feels unfinished and abandoned. There is no way to exit the game other than pressing ALT+F4. The menu screen only shows the first 6 levels. It's also poorly optimized and will continue to render candies into the world so much so that if I played a level more than a couple of minutes it came to a crawl on my rayzen 7 2700 4.1ghz 8 core processor.

The store page indicates 2 additional seasons will be released, yet it has been over a year now with no updates or word from the dev. As a matter of fact, the dev also has failed to provide Steam keys to the buyers of the Groupees Build a Bundle 28 once the game was released.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Strike Cars is a very basic deathmatch arena game with only 2 small maps. Only consists of single player with very broken AI that is very easy. There are only 2 weapons (machine gun and rocket launcher). Terrible controls do not let you control the camera.

Game is priced at $10, but is only about 5-10 minutes of game play that gets dragged out to 30 minutes to get all achievements.
Posted 23 June, 2019.
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20 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Heroes Of The Offworld Arena consists only of 2 small maps, which were taken directly from Quake3. It offers nothing new from Q3 so there is no point in playing this against generic bots. Just play Q3 instead.
Evidence:
Q3DM1 Map[vignette.wikia.nocookie.net] vs Cloned map
Q3DM17 Map[vignette.wikia.nocookie.net] vs Cloned Map
Posted 23 June, 2019.
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20 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Fake dev with a Copy/Paste asset-flip.
Unity Asset template: https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/templates/roboproc-83576
Posted 10 April, 2019.
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11 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
lilGunBois is an extremely basic platformer that is simplistic in everything such basic sound, no story, lackluster atmosphere, generic graphics, and all sorts of other areas that just make it a basic shell of a game. Unfortunately, the game just feels like it was turned out in a weekend or so as even the main character shares the same graphics as the enemy unit with no animations (just look at the screenshots – there is no way to distinguish where the player is located.) Once I enabled an auto-clicker to endlessly turbo fire, the game only took around 30 minutes to finish. There just isn’t enough content to justify selling this as a complete game.
Posted 5 February, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Save The Earth is a very grindy, repetitive, and slow game. It starts out promising with some nice artwork and a bunch of upgrades and unit types to unlock. However, after a couple of hours there isn’t much more to do, but the game keeps dragging on. I unlocked all of the unit types and all of the upgrades on the first screen – only to discover that there are 2-3 more pages of upgrades to unlock. The problem is that the gameplay remains the same repetitive mini game of hovering the mouse over aliens to get points, but the cost of upgrades and units continues to rise exponentially. A single soldier that initially costs 15 points now costs over 1 billion and it doesn’t provide any additional benefit than the 15 point soldier I bought the first time. It is the same with the upgrades too. Upgrades now cost trillions for the same small gains that an earlier upgrade made for only a few thousand.

I’m at 30% complete on the achievements and I just don’t see any way of 100% this game in the next year or decade. By the time I idle the game long enough to get enough resources collected for the achievements, we may very well have met extraterrestrial life some billions of light years away.
Posted 18 January, 2019.
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8 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Full Metal Renegade is a bare bones mech wave shooter (using the Mech Constructor: Light and Medium Robots assets[assetstore.unity.com]) that is played on a single map with only 1 enemy type. The city itself is very bland with no actual people. All of the cars are just stationary and none of the buildings can be entered or destroyed. The enemy AI is very basic and will just fly up into the ceiling and not even shoot back as long as the player keeps their distance. It also has a broken auto aim system that doesn’t lock onto a target unless the enemy is firing back. I got bored after the first 2 waves, but kept going to see if anything new would happen. Nothing changed. It’s the same enemy each wave, but a few more of them that only spawn in 1-2 at a time. The weapon upgrades simply fire a little faster. Also, once all of the weapons are unlocked at wave 9 there is nothing else to do as if the developer never expected someone to play it through its entirety.

There just isn’t enough content to justify selling it as a complete game, especially at $6.99.
Posted 15 January, 2019. Last edited 15 January, 2019.
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