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15.2 hrs on record

Comecei jogando por curiosidade, terminei montando minha própria operação no Uberaba. Schedule I me ensinou tudo: como esconder MD na tampa do shampoo, qual horário é mais tranquilo pra vender lança no Terminal do Portão e que vender 2C-B na Rebouças é quase uma arte.

Depois de umas semanas jogando, eu já tava na rua testando tática do game na vida real. Primeira vez que vendi cogumelo foi no Largo da Ordem, junto com uma kombucha de morango pra disfarçar. Nunca pensei que um joguinho ia me ensinar a sobreviver em Curitiba — e ainda ganhar um troco com LSD e docinho no Capão Raso.

Hoje, graças ao Schedule I, sei que o policial da Vicente Machado não liga pra prensado, mas vai te revistar se sentir cheiro de DMT no ar. Jogo educativo demais. Recomendo pra qualquer um que quer largar o trampo CLT e virar microempreendedor da consciência expandida.

Posted 26 April.

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2.4 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)

cool game but the ending is pretty sad

Posted 14 February.

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Not Recommended

1.8 hrs on record

jogo chines do capeta

Posted 14 July, 2024.

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0.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)

best game in ages

Posted 9 March, 2024.

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311.6 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)

eu gosto

Posted 10 August, 2023.

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1.7 hrs on record

jogo top

Posted 2 July, 2023.

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Not Recommended

311.8 hrs on record (30.6 hrs at review time)

mwii nunca será cold war + estragaram o warzone

Posted 26 November, 2022. Last edited 26 November, 2022.

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2,427.8 hrs on record (2,399.6 hrs at review time)

dst

Posted 26 November, 2022.

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17.1 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)

good to have cod back on steam

Posted 24 September, 2022.

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48.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)

Jogo legal até d+, MAS QUANDO VAI LANÇAR O WALTER WHITE PRA JOGAR???

Posted 19 July, 2022.

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