Recent reviews by Howl

This is a game that will make you waste every single waking moment of your life grinding to global. You will probably quit before you get there but make no mistake, you'll try your ass off to get there.

Before playing, remember:

* Everyone is a troll, no one has a mic unless they're a mic spammer.

* You'll hate yourself every night once you finish playing. Of course, you'll still get back on the next day.

* Everyone on here is a racist, sexist pig, or a squeaker, just remember that you are one too.

* Solo queue for best matchmaking experience, bask in the glory of squeakers, teamkillers, silvers, mic spammers, trolls and iBuypower wannabes.

* All awpers think they can awp because they have huge egos, only 1% actually can. (YOU are that 1% of course.)

* Run and shoot with the ak-47 for best results.

* 5000 hours of my life were wasted on this game.

All in all, CS:GO was the worst thing to ever happen to me, and it'll be the worst thing to ever happen to you too. Make sure to buy yourself and all your friends a copy. :)