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nice profile <3

Hey I sent you a friend request to trade for your nova sand dunes (yes I am a drooling idiot)

lets play <3

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Me: Excuse me but is that your car in the gray Ford parked in front of my house?
Dude: It's my son-in-law's why
Me: I just wanna let you know it's been there since Saturday?
Brace for impact
Dude turns into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥: Well now you're a liar cuz that car wasn't parked on Saturday. It was parked here NOTE: IT WASN'T Now I don't see what you're complaining about-
Dude keeps going: But I have a right to park anywhere as long as I'm not blocking anyone's driveway. Now I want you and your lies to go away.
Me: thinking ♥♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car has its windows slightly down it'd be a shame if i bought a thousand spiders and dropped them in or slashed their tires you fcuking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ no one talks to me like that you redneck trump-voting piece of retarded ♥♥♥♥ now apologize to me or else you won't see any of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cars again you selfish uncivilized piece of ♥♥♥♥*
Me saying: I just wanted to let you know man, calm down. have a nice day #testingmypatience

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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

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i'm not😎fully ready😎as his😜willing🍡♥♥♥♥-tube➰, so he💨pumps💨 a little💢harder💥using my😆🏮blood🏮as💋lube💋, fill me👄daddy👄fill me 👅daddy👅💕fill a little😰more💗, pump your🍌juices🍌inside your little👼baby ♥♥♥♥♥👼😈, 😱oh no😱, look at that, i've💩💩soiled💩💩on the⬇⬇floor! 😇please don't hit me😇😍💋daddy💓, i just😅😍want your😚love😘😘, he😌answers😚my😓pleads😓with a 😭vicious😭little😠shove😠, i 💢hit💢 my😨head😨 and all i👀see👀 is😵white😵, i think my👄👄daddy💋 might be😡done😣😭for tonight😭😭

😍daddy😈💓loves me💓, thinks i'm a 🙏godsend💘, when i 👯shake👯 my little booty in👱meemaw's depends!👱 i 💓shake💓it to the👈left👈and i 💓shake💓it to the👉right👉, 😍daddy😍😲unzips😲and i'm😵filled with delight😵he 🚶struts🚶up🔺🔺to me and😆grabs😆my😋booty😌, he👊slaps me😭in the😍face😍and🕐counts◻🕓back◾from🕖three▫! the 🕛timer's🕛run out and i 😣feel a little poke😣😚, he😥pushes😥into me with a😰slippery stroke😰😰, 😆nine hard inches😲😲going👉👌into my bum👉👌, only to😌think😌that he💢started💢with his👍thumb👍

friedpenguin i know youre a joker, a funnyman, your the funny guy always but i know it is because you are sad on the inside because you look like my cousin john and he too is sad on the inside

i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you skinny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanna talk food lets ♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk food you ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

got my teeth cut the ♥♥♥♥ out and replaced with teflon coated titanium ♥♥♥♥♥ i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ throat ♥♥♥♥♥♥ feet and all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ busters

sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german ♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat mustard that ♥♥♥♥ like ♥♥♥♥♥♥ parsley to me

the sun don't set ♥♥♥♥♥ i just get hungry at dusk

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Please write me back with any alien information you have. We can meet sometime and form our plan. Contact me as soon as possible (but not at night, please).

I see my neighbors out in the yard doing things that look normal, but I know they are in contact with the aliens. There is a man who mows his grass every day, but the grass never gets shorter. There is a baby with a red ball that has an alien camera inside. There is a woman who sunbathes topless, but when I look at her, I only see an empty chair. There is a black van which drives by twice each day. After it goes by, I get severe headaches. Then the lawnmower man laughs at me and talks to his bushes. I know what is going on. They don't want me to get $10.2 million dollars because they know I will build an ion gun. I am glad you have come to help me. Were you sent by the Alathurians? They are the only aliens who are on my side.

I am not special, but an average man who just wants $10.2 million dollars. I have a special car. The inside is covered with aluminum paint. This stops the aliens from reading my thoughts when I am driving in my car. I only wish Mr. Fritz had done this and he would still be alive today. Have you been probed? Why do they do that every time? What are they looking for? I am just a simple man who likes big wads of cash. I don't know any secrets.

The aliens told me you would be contacting me. I do not like the aliens, but you sound like a nice guy. How much lead will $10.2 million dollars buy? I need to cover my house with lead to keep the aliens from reading my thoughts. Do they read yours? I know the aliens killed Mr. Fritz. They laughed when I told them. They said I was next. Is it possible we could use the money for an ion gun or something to destroy the aliens (please do not think about this at night - they will read your thoughts and come to kill me). I have put up searchlights around my home so I can see the alien spacecrafts at night. They come each night and take me up into space where they do terrible things to me. I could use the money to build an underground fortress to protect me from the aliens? I don't know why they only take me.

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Whenever you feel down, remeber the 1nes who gave they're live 4 U.
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Reminds me of this kid Brad we went to school with. He came out as a gay in the 9th grade and this was back in the 80s when that ♥♥♥♥ wasn't nearly as accepted. Anyway, after football practice one day a bunch of us grabbed him ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of him to try and straighten him out. I know, I know, but we were just kids, we didn't know any better. It kinda worked. He saw just how painful and unnatural anal sex between men could be and for a long time he lived a normal healthy hetero life. But a few years back they busted him for diddling a couple little boys and gave him 15 years in prison. Just goes to show that you can't save them all, but that doesn't mean you don't try.

ayy

ayy lol

lol there is a vid of this guy walling in csgo. rip his 8,000 hours.

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So mad because you can't play Anti-mage correctly, sigh

Nice explitots kid, reported to steam community hope you swallow a shotgun~

gotta finish that story bro

I like your story

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I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT IM COMMENTING ON YOUR PROFILE