I want to marry Illyasviel von Einzbern from the Fate series. Ever since I was a young boy, I’ve been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was reading doujins, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde girl in a magical girl dress. I immediately fell in love. The long, silky hair, the cute yet funny attire, the mischievous, playful, yet innocent personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Illyasviel von Einzbern. And so I began my search for Illya, I played the Fate games, watched the anime, read the manga, just so I could experience more of her brilliance. I scoured all the boorus for images of her, just to see her radiant, noble, yet endearingly playful form. You see, Saber isn't the king of nights. Illya is.She is in love with me. Yet the cruel wall of reality separates us, like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the boundary of worlds can keep me from my dearest Illya. For it is written in the stars that we belong together. On dark days, when the world seems cold and cruel, I will hold Illya close and tell her everything is alright. On bright days, where there is nought but bliss, I will stay by her side, to share the bliss infinitefold, like two mirrors in proximity. On the adventurous days, we will create our own fairytales. Some days, we will chase after dreams. Some days, we will steal away from sorrow. Some days, we will steal virginities. And always, we will steal our hearts. Each other's hearts. For it is the true love that does not brag, it only contains itself infinitely. Such is the love of me and Illyasviel von Einzbern

"We have a really really really big one"
"This is huge, this is the biggest one so far"
"I felt very overwhelmed looking at this"
- Nyaru

we are sons of hogs you couldn't crank