IF U WERE ROBBED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT HELP UR big nut CUZ ID B ON THE BLOCK ROBBIN BACK WAT THEY STOLE.

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WE ROLL TOGETHER
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send these BILLS to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get BILLS your A TRUE HUSTLA!

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Would you still love me if i wasn't racist

Hey I know you blocked me on every single social media except steam but you know that's never gonna get you out of paying childsupport. You have a court order to pay and i need some new shoes- uh i mean i need to get our (my) child some food haha yes anyways this is your final warning before i call the authorities if you dont pay up rn. Should've thought about not getting me pregnant when I poked a hole in your condom irresponsible adults i stg 🙄🙄

Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up I'm trying to game rn

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

Greetings this is EULR-170 and I have been tasked with the pleasure of delivering a message from the Disciplinary unit on Sierpinski station - Leng

Little known fact, excessive petting of Kolibris can produce random bio-resonant effects as severe as reality distortion, this can impede normal operations in the facility and is very frowned upon as the time spent head-patting KLBR units could've been used for your duties as a citizen of the great state of Eusan.

- Please do NOT make physical contact with your local Kolibri.

- Do NOT befriend or speak to them unless you are reporting on yourself or a fellow citizen's transgressions against the great state of Eusan.

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Disciplinary actions that will be taken against you:

- Rations have been halved for a month

- Radio privileges have been revoked for 1 year

-Mandatory community service and mandatory viewing of Kolibri live therapy sessions to know how YOUR actions impacted their well-being and their ability to function as a outstanding citizen of the great state of Eusan.

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Disciplinary officer STCR-624's note:
[Please note they tend to be enthusiastic and almost brag about such events, please ignore this they are simply programmed to be excited over such things we can ASSURE YOU they did not find the experience pleasant in any way, shape or form and will be classified as a traumatized unit]

Needing to pay out of your next paycheck(s) the damages due to headpatting stray Kolibri's totaling to the amount below

$ 5 [spilled a water on accident and landed on a stack of papers]
+ $1,000 [state disciplinary tax]
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$1,005 [Due at the end of the month]

Thank you for being a fellow law-abiding citizen of the great state of Eusan!

Danke, AEON

Day 68 of going through random profiles, tem um bom fim de semana!

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Accept my friend request bro

Mynt moment

Eid S3eed

Broke my ipad

+rep for changed. :3 best.

+rep he did the funny

𝓗𝓐𝓥𝓔 𝓐 𝓝𝓘𝓒𝓔 𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓚𝓔𝓝𝓓

+rep Fast and fair Trader | Have a nice day !

Merry Christmas!

Wish you a lovely merry christmas LULU

Wish you a merry Christmas

+rep really good human

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　＼二つHave a nice day

I wish you happy holidays and a good New Year!

Happy Halloween 🎃

s w e e t uwu

this guy is so nice man i swear

You make me dodgeball god, ty papi <3

+rep Nice guy+my idol <3

Jeremy, what did I tell you about exploding me over and over again. It's very rude young man but I'll forgive you this once cos you're amazing lmao <3

Great guy very nice. My Buddah

Happy Borthday Jeremy

Happy Birthday Lucas!

Happy Birthday, he thinks he's old

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+rep he is pro kind *better then me for sure* and he is good person ^^ :3

+rep good guy pro mlg kind and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pro he better then me ;c

Merry Christmas bAbE x

Lovely lulu ♥

King Hangry of Portugal

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