Recent reviews by Turtleburp

Not worth your time.

Ni players, crappy after launch. Now they are pandering with "Unity"

Got me excited talking about Loki and having Celtic runes everywhere. But then it was all about some weak little nutty ♥♥♥♥♥ and her incessant dazed and confused states that play out like the annoying parts of Halo 3 where Cortana pops up on your screen making you walk all slow, ♥♥♥♥ is gay as ♥♥♥♥. The combat is cool, it's not the visual representation of the Norse and Celtic exaltation of history that is all but too much to expect from such a cucked industry. The whole experience is equivocal to sitting in the mind of a modern teenage girl. A boring Lara Craft but hey it looks pretty.

Overated.

I remember playing this with all my siblings

One of the best games I have ever played. And it's FREE. :D