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I have a question
So, I was playing gta 4 and got enough money for 10 consecutive lap dances. Me, being at the peak of puberty, decided to spend my money in exactly that.
So, lap dance after lap dance, I was the hardest I've ever been in my life, and started feeling a ticklish feeling going up my penis. When it reached my glans, I HAD to get to bathroom: lo, and behold, I was ejaculating.
I didn't lay a finger in my ♥♥♥♥, how the ♥♥♥♥ did that happen?
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█▌███▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▐░░▄▓▓███▓▓▓▄▀▐█ much skill
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...... /╰U╯\
hey baby wanna dance
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JUST STAYING AFK AND CRYING I WANT TO ♥♥♥♥ING WIN THIS GAME I DONT ♥♥♥♥ING CARE ABOUT YOUR NATIONALITY I ONLY CARE ABOUT WIN YOU ♥♥♥♥ING ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU CANT DO SOMETHING YOU JUST CRYING AND CRYING AND CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
I hope all your family gonna die tommorow you ♥♥♥♥ing dumb piece of♥♥♥♥♥♥
JUST STAYING AFK AND CRYING I WANT TO ♥♥♥♥ING WIN THIS GAME I DONT ♥♥♥♥ING CARE ABOUT YOUR NATIONALITY I ONLY CARE ABOUT WIN YOU ♥♥♥♥ING ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU CANT DO SOMETHING YOU JUST CRYING AND CRYING AND CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
I hope all your family gonna die tommorow you ♥♥♥♥ing dumb piece of♥♥♥♥♥♥
People like you are the reason for cancer