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284.1 hrs on record (261.5 hrs at review time)
CS2: A Tactical Shooter for Degenerates, Skin Investors, and Actual Sorcerers

261.6 hrs on record
Posted: Just now (from the mental hospital)




Welcome to CS2: Where the bullets are free but therapy isn't.

So I downloaded Counter-Strike 2 thinking I'd relive the glory days.
Turns out I actually installed a gambling platform with gun mechanics.

You queue up expecting a tactical 5v5...
Instead, you get tossed into a digital asylum run by:

One guy with a $3,000 inventory and negative KD

A mute anime profile pic who's definitely cheating

Someone whose mic sounds like it's submerged in soup

A dude blasting Eurobeat while calling mid every round and then rushing B

Me, having a breakdown in team chat




Smokes have physics. My team doesn’t.

CS2 introduced next-gen tech where smokes react to the environment.
But my teammates? They still dry peek AWPers like it's 2014.

Every death feels like a moral defeat.
Every kill is a hit of dopamine straight to the soul.
And every ranked match ends with me saying “last one” for the fifth time.




VAC Status: Alive and Well Probably Watching Netflix

Cheaters in CS2 aren't subtle.
They’ve transcended human limitations.
They’re jumping around like Spider-Man with wallhacks,
while I’m getting one-tapped in the back by a guy named “aimbotting4mom69” using a MAC-10.

VAC? Sleepy time bear mode activated




Final Thoughts: I Hate This Game and I Will Never Stop Playing It

I’ve sold skins to pay rent.
I’ve lost friends to eco rounds.
I’ve uninstalled this game more times than I’ve blinked today.
And yet here I am — again — queueing solo into Mirage with 3 Russians and a guy named "clutch_or_kiss."

This game is a toxic masterpiece.
A high-speed blend of gambling addiction, tactical chaos, and emotional damage.
It will consume you, disappoint you, and then make you hit a clean one-tap that keeps you addicted for another 50 hours.

10/10. Do not recommend. Unless you’re already dead inside.
Posted 1 June.
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5
31.0 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
The Precinct – Neo-Noir Nostalgia with Some Growing Pains

Hours Played: ~12
Progress: A little over halfway through the main storyline




The Good

Aesthetic & Atmosphere: The game nails the old-school neo-noir vibe. Feels like a spiritual cousin to L.A. Noire with a modern indie twist.

Storyline: So far, the narrative is immersive and keeps me engaged.

General Vibe: It's refreshing to play a cop game that leans into style and mood over pure action.




What Needs Work

Driving: The vehicle handling is way too loose. Hitting a curb spins you out and you often lose suspects in chases. I’ve done more damage to the city than the criminals at this point 😅

Tackling AI: Sometimes when I tackle a suspect, it just doesn’t register and they keep running. Not sure if it’s RNG or just a bug.

Active Call Interference: I’ve had other criminals rob my suspect while I was in the middle of arresting them. Once I’m on a call, random crimes should chill out.

Partner Usefulness: In crimes with multiple suspects, if they split up, I can only get one. My partner won’t even search a dumpster — he just gives up and says they got away. That lost XP hurts.




Wishlist

Improved driving physics

Smarter partner AI with actual functionality

More crime variety and mission depth

Expanded city areas

Uniforms, maybe car customization?




Final Thoughts

Even with these flaws, I’m really enjoying The Precinct. The potential is huge, and I’m excited to see how it develops. The devs clearly have a vision — they just need to tighten the mechanics. This game scratches an itch I didn’t know I still had.

Recommended? Yes – if you’re okay with some jank and want a unique cop experience with major promise.
Posted 18 May.
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67.6 hrs on record (59.6 hrs at review time)
PGA 2K25 is a solid step forward for golf gaming, offering realistic gameplay, beautiful course design, and a satisfying swing mechanic that rewards precision and patience. I really enjoy how immersive the game feels, and when it's working properly, it's a blast to play.

Unfortunately, the experience is often derailed by frequent crashes — sometimes after just one hole — which seriously kills the momentum and makes it hard to stay invested. It’s frustrating, especially when you're deep into a round or trying to grind for progress.

Progression also feels a bit gated. Unless you're playing on a higher difficulty (which not everyone wants to do), or you invest in the Clubhouse Pass, earning VC to upgrade your golfer is a grind. It creates a bit of a pay-to-progress vibe, which is disappointing in a game that already has a premium price tag.

If the stability issues get patched and the progression system gets rebalanced, PGA 2K25 could be a top-tier sports sim. Right now, it’s a great game stuck behind some rough execution.

Rating: 6.5/10 – Great core gameplay, dragged down by crashes and monetization pressure.
Posted 3 May.
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49 people found this review helpful
153.4 hrs on record (103.7 hrs at review time)
Hell Let Loose: An Immersive WWII Experience

Overview
Hell Let Loose is a hardcore World War II first-person shooter that offers an unparalleled level of immersion and realism. With 103 hours of total game time and approximately 99 hours of combat time under my belt, I can confidently say that this game is not for the faint of heart.

Pros
Immersive Atmosphere
- Stunning sound design that puts you right in the middle of the battlefield
- Historically accurate recreations of WWII battlefields
- Intense and unpredictable combat scenarios

Realistic Gameplay
- Death can come from anywhere, at any time
- Snipers, bombing runs, and strafing attacks keep you on your toes
- Emphasizes tactical thinking and situational awareness

Communication is Key
- Microphone is essential for gameplay
- Teamwork and coordination are crucial for success

Cons
Steep Learning Curve
- Can be overwhelming for new players
- Requires research and asking questions to fully understand mechanics

Pacing
- Jokingly referred to as a "walking simulator" by some
- Long periods of tension punctuated by intense bursts of action

Final Verdict
Hell Let Loose is a game that demands respect, patience, and dedication. It's not for everyone, but for those who crave a realistic and immersive WWII experience, it's an absolute must-play. The game's emphasis on communication, teamwork, and tactical thinking sets it apart from other shooters on the market.

If you're willing to invest the time to learn its intricacies and can handle the intense, unforgiving nature of combat, Hell Let Loose will reward you with some of the most memorable and adrenaline-pumping moments in gaming. Just remember: keep your head down, your mic on, and your wits about you. See you on the battlefield, soldier!
Posted 8 January.
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16.7 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
Overall Impressions

To be quite frank, webfishing does not seem like game that I would enjoy playing, however to my surprise it does have a very simple and appealing touch. What’s best is that the game’s interface is quite user friendly so you do not have to be a pro at gaming to understand how to play it. The calm setting of the game added to the enjoyment of the gameplay, allowing me to fish for a longer duration than what I had expected of myself.

What Makes It Stand Out

- Game design that is non stressing and sufficient for gamers of every level.

- Game controls and interactions that do not require any intense understanding.

- Relatively detailed outlined development system that promotes venture and ability to fish efficiently.

Suggestions for Improvements and Features Creation

Web fishing is a good game to spend time in, however there are some aspects that if improved would transform the whole experience.

1. Graphics Enhancement through texture packs
Players would be able to have more control over how the game would look like with the inclusion of texture packs. Adding flashy designs of the fish or having a more clear water definition would be a good addition to the game.

2. Build Mode or the Island Map Creator
With the addition of a build mode or an island map creator, players would have the ability to create the islands or fishing spots that they would prefer. Custom maps are likely to make the game more interesting and such a feature should be added to increase interactions in the community.

3. Standalone Message Transfer and Sourcing A Money System
Sending money or messages offline would ease players in trading as well as communicating with players at different times. This may enhance cooperation and a more integrated economy within the game world.

4. Specialized Aquariums
With the ability to build and exhibit customized aquariums, players would have a great opportunity of showing off their rare catches. This option could also allow users to add aquarium accessories and manufacture specialized tank styles.

5. Ships
For use to go deep in the Oceans developing the game would be a game-changer as players would be able to interact with deep water. In addition, players would be able to scuba dive and interact with even more underwater elements of the game such as rare fish and assorted treasures.

Conclusion Webfishing is a game that has great potential, with a few additions I believe the game has a chance at a larger fan base. The passive way of playing it is already a plus, but I am more than certain the added availability of features for more widespread customization, exploration and interaction will leave a mark. I cannot wait to see how this game develops.
Posted 3 January.
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8 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Liar’s Bar: A Brilliantly Twisted Gaming Experience

If you're looking for a game that will keep you guessing, laughing, and strategizing all at once, Liar’s Bar is it. From the moment you enter its virtual doors, you’re thrown into an adrenaline-fueled world of deception and wit. Each game pits you against three other players in a battle of minds, where your ability to bluff, read others, and spin convincing stories is put to the ultimate test.

The immersive first-person perspective makes every interaction feel intense and personal. The bar itself feels alive, with a dark, moody atmosphere that sets the stage perfectly for the mental chess unfolding at each table. It’s easy to lose yourself in the game’s clever mechanics, where every decision could mean triumph or exposure.

What really stands out about Liar’s Bar is its unpredictability. No two games are the same, and the human element ensures that every session is a fresh and thrilling experience. Whether you’re deceiving friends or strangers, the game-play is smooth, the stakes always feel high, and the laughs come naturally—especially when someone’s elaborate bluff hilariously falls apart.

Liar’s Bar isn’t just a game; it’s an experience. It’s the perfect mix of fun, strategy, and social interaction. Highly recommend it to anyone who enjoys games that challenge your mind and keep you coming back for more.
Posted 4 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.2 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
TCG Card Shop Simulator – A Growing Gem for Card Collectors!
5 Hours of Playtime

As a card collector in real life, I jumped into TCG Card Shop Simulator with high hopes, and after just 5 hours of playtime, I can confidently say that this game has incredible potential. Managing your own card shop, watching the market trends, and dealing with customers is a surprisingly fun experience. The depth of gameplay, especially with mods, makes it even more exciting.

One of the first mods I recommend is the Pokémon Card Mod (Nexus Link[www.nexusmods.com]), which got me even more hyped. It enhances the game’s realism, especially for avid collectors like myself. Adding this mod was a game-changer!

That being said, I see some areas for improvement that could make the experience even more enjoyable. For example, the shop's atmosphere could be livened up by adding a quirky radio with different stations, making those moments between customer visits more engaging. I’d also love to see customization options for decorating the walls or even putting ads outside the shop to attract more foot traffic. Of course, I’ve only just begun my journey, so if any of these features are already planned or implemented, I apologize!




Lastly, I’ve enjoyed the game so much that I bought it for my daughter! Not only is she having a blast, but the game is also teaching her about money management, supply and demand, and how to keep an eye on market fluctuations – which is a huge bonus!

TCG Card Shop Simulator is already off to a great start, and I can’t wait to see how it evolves with updates. Highly recommend it for any card enthusiast!
Posted 18 October, 2024.
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63.9 hrs on record (62.3 hrs at review time)
I've been a dedicated player of Ready or Not for nearly a year now, but my experience has been marred by an incredibly frustrating issue: the game continuously crashes, even when attempting to load into safe mode. The crashes are particularly frequent when I'm customizing my character, which is one of the key features that should enhance the overall experience.

Despite sending in numerous crash reports and seeing countless others in the community voice similar complaints, the problem remains unresolved. It's disheartening to see that, as we approach a full year since the game's release, this issue hasn't been addressed.

Ready or Not has a lot of potential, but this persistent crashing problem seriously detracts from the game-play. It's time for the developers to prioritize fixing this issue—players deserve a stable and enjoyable experience. Until then, my excitement for what the game could be is overshadowed by the frustration of what it currently is.
Posted 29 August, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
5.2 hrs on record
April 2011: Hackers Expose Personal Data of 77 Million Sony PlayStation Network Users
May 2011: Personal Details of 25 Million Sony Online Entertainment Customers Stolen
June 2011: Sony Pictures Website Breached, Revealing One Million Accounts
November 2014: 100 Terabytes of Data Stolen from Sony Pictures by Hackers
August 2017: Sony Social Media Accounts Compromised by Hacker Group
September 2023: Sony Probes Alleged Hack
October 2023: Sony Alerts Employees of Data Breach

Declining to entrust my information to a company repeatedly incapable of safeguarding consumer privacy seems only sensible.

Sony's decision is profoundly shortsighted. Sacrificing a beloved game merely to inflate their PSN account numbers for shareholder benefit is utterly misguided.

The developers have instituted a policy requiring me to utilize a third-party service and account, effectively restricting my game access. Initially concealed upon release and later mandated after a three-month grace period, this move contradicts Sony's previous assertions in their own FAQ, where they assured that a PSN account would never be necessary to play Sony games on PC. Their recent alteration, hidden from view until today, is manipulative and reprehensible. Here are the links to the PlayStation FAQ: https://web.archive.org/web/20240329205344/ https://www.playstation.com/en-us/support/games/psn-sign-in-pc/
Posted 4 May, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
56.3 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A Deep Dive into the Thrills of "Halls of Torment"

Introduction:
Having spent a substantial 11 hours immersed in the chilling realm of "Halls of Torment," it's clear that this game offers an unparalleled gaming experience.

Graphics and Atmosphere:
The visual design of the game is nothing short of breathtaking. The attention to detail in the ominous halls, coupled with the atmospheric lighting, creates an immersive and spine-chilling environment. The developers have truly excelled in creating a world that not only terrifies but captivates.

Gameplay Mechanics:
The gameplay mechanics are robust and intuitive. The controls are responsive, allowing for seamless navigation through the nightmarish landscapes. The variety of weapons and tools adds depth to the gameplay, offering strategic options to tackle the challenges presented in each hall.

Storyline and Narrative:
One of the standout features of "Halls of Torment" is its gripping storyline. The narrative unfolds gradually, keeping players hooked with unexpected twists and turns. The well-crafted characters and their backgrounds add emotional depth, making the gaming experience not just terrifying but emotionally resonant.

Sound Design:
The haunting soundtrack and meticulously crafted sound effects contribute significantly to the overall horror experience. The subtle whispers, creaking doors, and distant footsteps keep players on edge, enhancing the suspenseful atmosphere.

Challenges and Puzzles:
The game intelligently combines horror with puzzle-solving elements, providing a satisfying intellectual challenge. Each hall presents unique puzzles that require a blend of wit and courage to overcome. The difficulty progression is well-balanced, ensuring a steady increase in challenge without becoming overwhelming.

Multiplayer Experience:
Exploring the "Halls of Torment" with friends adds another layer of enjoyment. The collaborative gameplay and shared scares create memorable moments that enhance the overall gaming experience. The multiplayer mode is seamlessly integrated, allowing for a smooth transition between solo and group play.

Personal Enthusiasm:
After 11 hours of gameplay, I find myself eagerly anticipating each new hall, eager to uncover the mysteries that lie within. The adrenaline rush and the genuine fear induced by the game are testament to its effectiveness in delivering a truly immersive horror experience.
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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