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Recent reviews by Master Splinter

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21 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
4.7 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Only 2 hours in and I’ve already bitten more people than I do in a week of meetings. Vampyr absolutely nails the gothic atmosphere, I'm loving this game. The choices in this game are amazing do I save the cute nurse or snack on her like a midnight burrito? Combat's a bit like trying to swat a fly with a sledgehammer but hey it’s fun pretending to be Dracula in a doctor’s coat. Have noticed one or two bugs but nothing that’ll make you want to drive a stake through your computer.
Posted 15 June, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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110.0 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
i had sex with my friends mom and he bought me this game, its pretty good
Posted 10 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
93.3 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
my gf is enjoying the game
Posted 10 February, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game is a blast with friends, suspenseful alone. Been waiting a year or two for this one, wasn't a huge fan of Tarkov but through the alpha tests I could tell this game would be right for me.

Enjoyable experience so far, it's early access though yet I haven't came across any bugs there most likely is somethings lurking that hasn't been checked out yet. Haven't gotten to play many games this year, but this is the one I'll be entrusting my extra time with.

I recommend the game if you're into the Tarkov styled games, but this being mixed in with space ships.
Posted 3 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
best game I suck at
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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9 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
126.2 hrs on record (44.8 hrs at review time)
I'd leave a bad review if you had to play against me too.
Posted 19 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
38.6 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
they added mod support for halo... yes from me
Posted 13 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
39.3 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
pop pop pop pop
Posted 12 October, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
43.0 hrs on record (38.0 hrs at review time)
Dishonored is one of my favorite games to date - I don't play many single players at all. This game combined a solid multiplayer experience & single player story/gameplay to fit perfectly with eachother. Instead of going back and replaying Dishonored now I have this master piece to revisit after I finish it for years to come.
Posted 15 September, 2021. Last edited 27 October, 2021.
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