Recent reviews by The Alpha Flamingo

Why You Should Buy:

>Story is amazing!
>Gameplay is amazing.
>Ending scene with Anna makes you emtional. Amazing.
>Sex (Amazing).
>Jumpscares are amazingly done.
>Characters and Monsters are amazing.

>Buy It Its AMAZING!

>Join Server
>Creates ECHO squad
>Becomes SL
>8 People joined, none of them are toxic and we are still friends now
>Get orders from ALPHA squad to take a radio station
>We all get in a truck and head for the radio station, its epic
>While driving someone drops a grenade and we just got by without the truck going up in flames
>Get to the radio station
>Contact
>Run into the market to get cover from the enemy firing at us
>Starts to capture the point from the market
>Constant radio chatter and me trying to give out orders, its working they are begining to fall back
>Enemy comes back with 2 Squads and a BTR
>Men start to panic but are having a blast shooting ♥♥♥♥
>Have to order a EVAC to the poppy field south of us
>Begin to run away to the poppy fields with my now half injured squad, many are bleeding
>Take a moment to rest, I do a recount, only 6 of us left
>BTR followed us and we ran for our lives while being gunned down by it
>None of us survived...

This story is true and I've not had this much fun out of a videa game this year. Just from this experience alone I would rate the game a soild 9. Not a 10 becuase its got a few bugs and optimization issues but for the most part its amazing!

My first 14 days in 7 Days to Die.

>Week 1
>Day 1: Spawn in a snowy area, find a small shack, me and my friend stay there a night.
>Day 2: Gather Resources.
>Day 3: Explore some of the local sights.
>Day 4: We get attacked by some locals which murder us both. Pricks.
>Day 5: Carry on building up the base and thinking it's the best thing since sliced bread.
>Day 6: Another friend joins us, we're the unstoppable trio.
>Day 7: Everything went ♥♥♥♥ up. There was a pack, we lost the house, we lost our stuff, so we decided to go south.

>Week 2
>Day 8: We found a city with a massive hospital and shacked up in a farmhouse on the outskirts.
>Day 9: We get our ♥♥♥♥ straight and start to mine iron and create a forge my friend also makes a red barrel room.
>Day 10: Upgrading the base of the house to LV3.
>Day 11: Still upgrading.
>Day 12: We raid the hospital to some success, found a Level 6 rifle and Level 3 Shotgun.
>Day 13: We really ramp up our protection since we know whats going to happen. Also found an air drop with a sniper rifle.
>Day 14: We get attacked, I'm on the ground floor, sniper on the roof, we repel the attack very well *click* no ammo, alright maybe not that well, I run towards the basement, the backdoor breaks as I run past, shut the basement door.
>A brief moment of peace.
>I prep my last 2 weapons for whats coming.
>The door breaks, shots fire, my friends are outside with nothing left but a bow.
>I slowly make my way out he cellar but found out it was trapped on both doors.
>♥♥♥♥
>Start shouting as I run back through the horde, no damage, nice.
>Run upstairs using my last magazine of my 3rd backup pistol, notice that the zombies split into 2 groups, one goes to the side room, one follows me.
>I go to climb the attic ladder.
>BANG
>♥♥♥♥, Red Barrel Room just exploded.
>♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, the house is gone.
>Zombies are pretty much dead now though.
>4am, kill any roamers and assess the situation.
>It's not very repairable
>2-3 minutes later the roof falls down.
>♥♥♥♥.
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Its skyrim with improvements! Plus mods are now built into the game now via the bethesda thing. The loading screens have now been reduced down to about 2-4 seconds which is nice! Its just skyrim thats all I have to say.

I bought this with the humble bundle and my god this is one of the best games I have gotten off of that website so far. The mechanics are a lot better then DayZ even if the bikes look like they have parkinsons disease. The game in my opinion just plays better then other zombie games. Furthermore the game runs really well. So on ULTRA presets my game runs between 15 - 30FPS. When its on medium it run 30 - 70FPS and its just a joy to play and run. Can't recommend it enough.

Its a shooter.



You shoot ♥♥♥♥.

Well. Errrr. Its certainly a experiance. Just really dont buy it. Ive given it so much time waiting for it too be good but its god awful. They even managed to mess up the match-making. What i mean by this is that sometimes it wont even put you into a game. So the only way to fix it (through the ways ive tried) is to litterally restart your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PC! Then you play one game get disconnected half way through and then have to restart again. Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful. Also dont get me started on the advanced options. I have 4Gbs on VRAM on my card. SO LET ME TURN MY SETTINGS ABOVE MEDIUM!!! It says im using around 2Gbs and im running at 80FPS. SO why wont you let me bring it up to High or Ultra???

Moral of the story its awful. Really dont but it! I've tried to like it but i simply can't.

This game is my method! There is so much to do see and speak to! The only problem I have is that I get frame drops but that's my rigs fault as I bought a APU cuz I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

What the ♥♥♥♥.... its so.... Broken. No its not broken its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage. Look at my screen shots and tell me thats not a broken game! It seems to happen for every AMD card! WTF!

Mate... This game is fantasic for a 15 year old! (I think he is that old that is just what friends told me) I cant recommend it enough. Even though there is a new unboxing thing in it its okay becuase you are supporting the dev who is a great game developer! Good job man!