only had four hot dogs for dinner, execution imminent

pyra mentioned

↓ me when i see a pyra pic that really arouses me

I felt my body go numb in response to the room slowly becoming smaller. I felt and saw it was being covered or filled with something, but I could not make out anything from what I saw. It was bright. I only felt harm and fear when the substance grew closer to my body, though closer than ever, it felt as if I were normal. I begged to whatever omniscient being out there that might give me solace and comfort in a tense time to spare me and save me from the assumed danger slowly engulfing the room, falling down to the floor with no other possible action to take. My head, back against the floor, saw only a pulsa

This man is the proud poet of the iconic line
"wow i did not mean for that to actually link that thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic bro"
Truly life-changing words right there, love this guy and his works, makes me want to commit vehicular manslaughter everytime I think about it

I write myself a cute little suicide note, "Missing a little spice, hmm" I think to myself. Aha; I finish my note up with a tasteful addition of "Auf wiedersehen!"