Recent reviews by 🌢 Baby Oil Dealer 🌢

Scheiße!!!

After the intro, the game crashes - my solid ubisoft experience for the past 30 mins.

"Snow❥: It's very hard, I get too distracted by pixel wieners so I can't win."
^ A friend told me how she felt about this game after I sent it to her.
11/10, would send more copies to more friends.

Ez to play, but hard to be pro. 11/10.

The Grass Cutting Simulator 8. --- 11/10.

First Person Assassin's Creed Simulator with zombie and crafting mods. --- 10/10 would jump from top of the towers again.

10/10 --- would seduce that mysterious maid who turns out to be really fat and ugly again.

One of the racing and cop chasing style games that I really enjoy. It's an old game but IMO it beats the last 3 or 4 NFS games. Just saying... It is just sooooo cool that you can switch cars while driving and stuff. Nuff said.

Stay alive. Nuff said.

I have no idea how many times I got killed by the glitched zombie in the past 10 mins. But overall it's a fun game. Still trying to kill the pigs to get food lol.