Recent reviews by SpookyTimePizza

listen you can pet the cat so because of that fact alone, i am recommending this game. i will say that the sound of the hot dog condiments pump made me want to call her...

I'm not obsessed with Phasmophobia, I just spend 12 hours a day playing it. The game's not to blame for my lack of sleep, social life, or productivity. Nope, it's definitely not the game's fault that I've become a hermit. 10/10 would recommend for anyone who wants to abandon all responsibilities and become a ghost-hunting machine.

respectfully, the ballpit was 0/10. on the bright side, i would die for rambley the raccoon. this game is fire

As I navigated the crumbling ship, I encountered a crew that was more messed up than the ship itself. Let's just say I developed some... unusual bedside manners.


The game's unpredictability is its strongest suit. One moment you're exploring the depths of the ship, the next you're... well, I won't spoil it. Just know that it's a wild ride.


Mouthwashing is a must-play for fans of horror and the surreal. But be warned: it's not for the faint of heart.


Rating: 4.5/5


Would I play it again? Absolutely... but only after a thorough therapy session.

Well, I guess I "Don't Exist" anymore because I've been trapped in this creepy mall for what feels like an eternity! I mean, who needs a social life or human interaction when you can have an endless supply of abandoned storefronts and terrifying entities?!

Rental is the perfect game for anyone who's ever wondered what would happen if Animal Crossing went rogue...and also haunted. This spooky little gem has retro PS1 style graphics and a couch made of meat that will make you laugh and cringe at the same time. Short, sweet, and utterly bizarre - just like that one aunt at the family reunion.

I survived a night at Tony's, but my pizza cravings didn't! This short but sweet horror game served up some tasty jumpscares and a side of laughs. Don't expect a 5-star meal, but it's a fun, cheesy (get it?) way to spend 2 hours. Just don't order the anchovies...trust me.

Somebody oughta wrangle all these ducks 🦆

The ghosts in this game sneak up behind you and moan into your ear...sexually. I'm both scared and turned on simultaneously

SHOULDA LET US PET THE DOGGO JUST SAYIN