Recent reviews by boog

I have, to date, murdered a minimum of 400 zombies with melee weapons, and about 50 zombies with guns.


YOU CANNOT MAKE ME CHANGE MY GAMESTYLE, SAN DIEGO!

I've played the game for about 4 hours... i've not gotten through the first dungeon (i'm an idiot)

i do know, from persona experience: if they have a character portrait, they're DEFINITELY important to the story.

oh right, the review, uhhhh


game good. can murder a million guards and get away with it but not in real life. 7.8/10 can't murder the crowd of people

Multiplayer in a nutshell:
Can i do this?
Find out
I can't
Oh wait i can
Nice
Wait was that intended

i walked and walked. it was decent

I've played this game with both "friends" and randoms

They both react nearly the same

10/10 would kill "friends" again


Note: I have no friends, i just talk about them like that, because that's easier than namedropping

I literally got an achievement for having a tabby slime boop my head


10/10 would get booped again

i've shot about 1000 of the same NPC at this point, it was funny...


10/10 would shoot him again

>get D-Class
>get lost for about 2 minutes
>find the checkpoint to heavy
>door opens
>it's 049, and you die

10/10, would get my neck snapped again

>roll Framer
>the entire mafia is just framers
>immediately say "EVERYONE IS SUS" in mafia chat
>actually fool a sheriff
>still lose because surv sided with town

10/10 still gonna lynch the surv

I've literally never wanted to 100% a game quicker and then keep playing said game just 'cause... This is it, people. This is the absolute future of games!

Also! The chains can su- *restarted*