Recent reviews by SomaSpice

Very painful experience, but it cured my ADHD.

Full review: https://youtu.be/jk18NdRkMRE

I liked the funny butthole bleeding game so much that I made 3d models of the characters and a 30 min video review for it.

You can download them and use them as you wish: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ECA9rAbCcw9gqWuL6k7wxH6j4eeV0QqN?usp=sharing

And here's the video:
https://youtu.be/4vJXSH0wON8

This game has a healing item called a Pork, Beans, and Jelly sandwich. It cures posion damage. I cooked it up in real life. I think it may do the contrary of curing poison damage.

If you watch the cooking segment of my video review you can watch me eat it...
https://youtu.be/bvKH50yBcZU

Playing this is like using a bloomberg terminal at a techno rave while a dominatrix mocks you in the background.

Full review: https://youtu.be/7B18zPRE7GE

A game for child enjoyers and child connoisseurs.

If that statement doesn't raise your eyebrows, the full review will.

https://youtu.be/Lv2CH_QQM9Y

Not the game for me, but I can appreciate all of the work the dev has put in throughout the years. This is a janky piece of work that will test your patience every second of gametime. The combat is clunk, the load times are whack, and the dev clearly wrote the story high on smack.

But I know there's a crowd that'll love this. If you want a funky immersive sim, a unique experience oozing passion and originality, you want Brigand despite its flaws.

If that's not you then here's my video where I ""review"" the game. You might have fun watching it.

https://youtu.be/hmjod1BMiI4

What is a man? A miserable little pile of muscles!

If you haven't played this wonderfull mix between action RPG and dating sim, do yourself a favor. Buy it. Despite all appearances, this game has had a ton of heart and thought put into it.

By the mid game you will be thinking: "Why do we struggle so much as humans? What is there in the end for us? More pain? Death? What is the worth of life?", and by the end the game will postulate a clear answer, which is up to you to take.

By the way, Ronnie Coleman is best girl. 10/10

Full review: https://youtu.be/8IwpMuwgp_I

Did you like the bizarre 90s aesthetic of the trailer? Good. Buy it. Enjoy it. Embrace it like the vaporslut you are. 8/10.

Full review: https://youtu.be/Gq3O0aVqb1M

I'll keep it short and sweet. The gameplay is great, the story is fun. It is easily one of the best RPG-maker games i've ever played. If you want something with an addicting gamplay loop and lots of cute girls, do yourself a favor and buy it. Or get the free version online.

The forte of this game is that it knows that RPGs are mostly about grinding, so it cut the fat made it out to be as fun and rewarding as possible.

If you want my extended opinion on this and a few other RPGmaker games (plus a ton of bad jokes), here's my full review: https://youtu.be/VSo_Lrtk5j8

Never knew seizures could be so fun.

EYE is a very disjointed and confusing frankenstein of a game, and I unconditionaly love it because of that. Legend says that the game came about from a custom table top rpg that the devs made, which they then decided to make into a real game. I don't think the team was on their full mental faculties for the whole duration of the project, as the only way I can describe the end result is "Warhammer 40K but the K stands for Ketamine", and it's the best thing I've ever played.

If you want to hear me rant in more detail, I made a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ video review about the game:
https://youtu.be/34fX2lr4M0s