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Recent reviews by Slippery Opossum

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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
One of the greatest gaming intros to any gaming intro in any gaming intro to ever gaming intro.
Posted 12 May, 2016.
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3.8 hrs on record
It's like Mario Kart, but with planes. Wait, didn't they do this with Diddy Kong Racing? Well, I guess it's Diddy Kong Racing, with only planes, limited content, and clap trap's voice actor. It's graphics are very smooth, and the controls are extremely nice. I hit more walls than I care to count, but it's still a lot of fun. I wish it's community was larger. I think I've played against 2 other people before. The only major downside to this game is, it's limited selection of maps. You can do them forward, or backwards. This feels like one of those arcade games you'd find in a theator with those racing jet-skis', but with planes. I don't think the devs ever expected anyone to actually play this game for as long as I have, so maybe the lack of content is a lack of player base interest? *Slams fist on table,* I demand more maps to race on, and a broader internet community!
Posted 12 May, 2016.
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1.7 hrs on record
Un-serious GTA.
Posted 12 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
I wanted a Diablo 2 clone.
Posted 12 May, 2016.
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10 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I always wanted Rust with boats, and mutants that have jabby stabby hands.


The only problem I have with this game: I can't solo a mutant, with out a weapon.
Posted 12 May, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.3 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Genuinely fun. A real challenge for you, and your friends. It's rather unfortunate that it can't host more people.
Posted 12 May, 2016.
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0.7 hrs on record
Never before had a "bag over head" person made it into their very own horror game. I wonder what he looks like, under the box on his head. Was he rejected by someone he had a crush on? The dude has a story that we never see.
Posted 12 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
3.5 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
It's like, Counter-Strike, COD, Battlefield, and SOCOM had a baby. A very ugly baby.
Posted 12 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
80.1 hrs on record (20.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Left 4 Dead, with better graphics.
Posted 12 May, 2016.
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2 people found this review funny
73.3 hrs on record (59.3 hrs at review time)
An inferior Killing Floor.
Posted 12 May, 2016.
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