Скорошни рецензии на Jorgen Von Hammer Schmidt

That's a nice collection of stuff you have there. It'd be a shame if you ran into a hill you couldn't go up, only to get killed.

Hat stacking simulator.

Of all of the Galaga clones, this one is by far the most enjoyable.

I've always wanted a side scrolling Ant-Man.

Pros: I'm going to do well this time!

Cons: I hit a wall.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWW I'M A BIG ROBOT! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Top down Postal.

Pros: Trevor is the only character worth playing more than you have to, in order to progress the story line.
The game is gorgeous.
It's a re-visit to a classic racism simulator.
The talk radio stations are still something I listen to with out actually playing the video game, until they loop.


Cons: The game is too damn short.
Online play adds almost nothing to the game, since I spend 85% of the online time respawning from someone finding, and killing me.
I lagged into a car.
I lagged off a rooftop.
I lagged and the parachute vanished. (Good thing the ocean was right there).

Pros: Works with Cheat Engine.

Cons: Still can't win with every resource maxed out.

It's like Battle Bots, except you don't have to pay a gross amount of money to watch your real world thing get destroyed on prime time TV.