Скорошни рецензии на Jorgen Von Hammer Schmidt

☺ Ideal Consumer
☐ Kids
☑ Adults
☐ Everyone
☑ Casual players
☐ Pro players

$ Price/quality
☑ Worth full price
☐ 25% Off
☐ 50% Off
☐ 75% Off
☐ Worthless game

☣ Difficulty
☑ No tutorial needed
☐ Slight learning curve
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Tutorials needed
☐ Use all resources to help learn

🕒 Game time/length
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☑ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Endless

📖 Story
☐ Nonexistent
☐ Disappointing
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

🐞 Bugs
☐ Game breaking
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☑ Minimal/Unnoticeable bugs

☺ Ideal Consumer
☐ Kids
☐ Adults
☑ Everyone
☑ Casual players
☐ Pro players

$ Price/quality
☑ Worth full price
☐ 25% Off
☐ 50% Off
☐ 75% Off
☐ Worthless game

☣ Difficulty
☐ No tutorial needed
☑ Slight learning curve
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Tutorials needed
☑ Use all resources to help learn

🕒 Game time/length
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☑ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Endless

📖 Story
☐ Nonexistent
☐ Disappointing
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

🐞 Bugs
☐ Game breaking
☐ Lot of bugs
☑ Few Bugs
☐ Minimal/Unnoticeable bugs

☺ Ideal Consumer
☐ Kids
☑ Adults
☐ Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players

$ Price/quality
☐ Worth full price
☐ 25% Off
☐ 50% Off
☑ 75% Off
☐ Worthless game

☣ Difficulty
☐ No tutorial needed
☑ Slight learning curve
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Tutorials needed
☑ Use all resources to help learn

🕒 Game time/length
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☑ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Endless

📖 Story
☐ Nonexistent
☐ Disappointing
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

🐞 Bugs
☐ Game breaking
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☑ Minimal/Unnoticeable bugs

This game kicks ass. Why aren't you selling it for more?

The quests suck.
The Berserker class can literally just spin across the world to victory without stopping.
It's really a pointless game.

Of the 65 of 450 games that I have installed, this is one that I keep coming back to. It manages in an old fashioned way, but with modern tweaks, to appeal to my aesthetic desires. I'm a retro game enthusiast. To be specific, it appeals to my need for an old Zelda style rpg.

Pros:

Randomized dungeons.
Good humor.
Challenging AI opponents.
Interesting lore.
Great detail with pixel graphics.
Good sound design.
Smooth gameplay on nVidia GTX 740, 8GB ddr2, Athlon II X4 640 3.00GHz, 7200rpm 1TB HDD.
Selling loot that you collect in dungeons. An odd twist to the genre, but interesting.


Cons:
Some of the jokes take too long to tell, and do little to drive the story.


4.5/5 Would recommend.

Pros:

Worth every penny.

Demanding gameplay.

Punishing gameplay (total restart of character with level progression)

Very good sounrtrack. Makes the game feel a lot more immersive.

Decent story.

Well thought out mechanics.

Clearly defined controls (each item shows you how to use it, without needing to go to a menu).

Single player, Online multiplayer, and LAN

Random map generator.

In game upgrades.

Differing progression, depending on how your run goes.

Relatively good comedic moments that add to the over-all soundtrack.

A sense of danger, and adventure.

Move to the beat style gameplay.

Full controller support.

Closed Captions support.

Steam workshop.

Leaderboards.

Level editor.


Cons:

It takes a real minute to load it's assets, so have patience.

Seizure warning.

In it's current form, this game isn't worth the price tag. It feels way too much like a "my first video game" type.
While this game looks like it has a lot of ambition, it also doesn't look like it has a whole lot of direction.
The controls are clunky, and the actions in game feel way too awkward to control.
Things move at such a pace that it feels like the controls wanted to be Gundam, but failed in the delivery.

Keep developing it, and it might succeed in a few years.

This game is an emotional rollercoaster, and it's not even that long.

It left a lasting impression on me, that I have shared with others.

10/10 from me.

Point and click adventures aren't dead.

Recommended.

Very fun, and fast paced. Wishing it had a dedicated server, but local LAN/split screen is still decent (if you have friends). Otherwise, it's fun to fight your way to each boss battle.

Not a whole lot to complain about with this title. Loved it from the moment I laid eyes on it. Love the retro aesthetic with the modern play style.