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Well, here we are. Warhorse Studios, those geniuses of mediocrity, have found yet another way to spit in the faces of their players by adding a totally anachronistic, forced, and ridiculous character: Musa.

If you thought this game was still even remotely historically accurate, let me break it to you: it’s over. It’s no longer a historical RPG, it’s an ideological circus, and Musa is the main clown.

Who is Musa? An Insult to Realism and Common Sense
Musa is a walking cliché, a character added just to tick a box.
The problem? He has no business being here.

📌 A Sub-Saharan African warrior in Bohemia in 1403? Seriously?
📌 No credible explanation for his presence? We’re just supposed to accept it?
📌 A major character, even though he sticks out like a Viking in feudal Japan?

This is a joke.

They sold us a game that was supposed to be "realistic," an immersive, historically accurate depiction of medieval Europe, and suddenly, Musa drops in like it’s totally normal. This is pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

The "Musa Effect": The Game’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Justification
Of course, when players started questioning this fanfiction-tier character, the developers pulled out their usual garbage excuses:

🗣️ "Oh, but you know, African merchants were in Europe at this time…"
🗣️ "There are historical records mentioning people of color in Bohemia!"
🗣️ "You’re just mad because you can’t handle diversity!"

OH REALLY?
Then why is there zero credible evidence of a Sub-Saharan warrior in 1403 Bohemia? Why is Musa the only character of his kind, when historically, figures like him were extremely rare, if not entirely nonexistent?

Because the truth is, he’s a forced, poorly written, completely out-of-place character.

Why Musa Destroys the Experience
Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 could have been a masterpiece of immersive storytelling. Instead, now, every time you see Musa, you’re reminded that this game is a lie, ruined by idiotic decisions.

⚔️ Combat was already garbage, and now we have to accept a character who completely shatters the game’s coherence.
📖 The story was supposed to be grounded in reality, but now it’s just a joke created by developers who don’t care about historical fidelity anymore.
🎭 Immersion is dead, because the second Musa opens his mouth, you remember that nothing about this world is real anymore.

At this point, why not just add a samurai, a Viking, and an alien while we’re at it?

The Community: Dumber Than Ever
Of course, on the forums, it’s a full-scale war because of Musa.

💩 Fanboys defending the indefensible – "Musa is amazing, stop crying!"
💩 Right-wing crybabies screaming about wokeism – "This is the downfall of Western civilization!"
💩 Fake intellectuals dropping Wikipedia sources to justify Musa’s existence.

And in the end, is anyone actually talking about gameplay, quests, or improvements from the first game?
NO. Everyone is too busy fighting over this useless character to focus on the actual game.

Why Musa is the Symbol of a Lost Game
Warhorse Studios had a golden opportunity to make a great historical RPG.
But with Musa, they’ve proven that they have completely abandoned any claim to realism or historical integrity.

✅ Historical accuracy? Dead.
✅ Immersion? Buried.
✅ Fans who wanted a faithful medieval experience? Betrayed.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 is no longer a historically accurate RPG.
It’s a platform for propaganda, a circus where every decision is made to fit modern agendas.

Final Verdict – Musa, or How to Ruin a Game with One Character
We could have had a masterpiece.
Instead, we got a farce.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2? It’s finished.
Musa? The symbol of Warhorse Studios' downfall.
The players? Once again, treated like morons.

And if you’re still defending this game after this?
Sorry, but you’re the problem.


Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 Quest Design:

“Need the key? Climb the mountain, convince the dragon, dragon forgot he sold it to wandering merchant, find wandering merchant, he sold it already. Find who he sold it to. Crazy key collector found. Won’t part with it without a replacement. Make a perfect replacement. It needs that last bit of oomph. Find a jewel to decorate the key. Oh no it’s in the eye of the dragon from earlier! Better convince him to give it up! He will! But only if you defeat the seven dragonslayers across the land! Finally did it! Open the door with the key and get your reward! Oh yay a quest item and a broken sword! Great!”

Michael Mann's

Kane and Lynch: Dead Men™

take your happy glasses off 40k fans, this game is mediocre to the core.

>mediocre melee fighting. do not expect a power fantasy like darktide (where you literally play as prisoners)
>awful shooting with bulletsponge enemies (do not play veteran even doe the game says it is meant to be played on it)
>diverse marines ofc.
>feels like a worse WWZ

im not gonna waste my time on this mediocre slop.

GOTY

why was it not released into Early Access?
did they even playtest this mess?

still a fun game, the class unlocks feel grindy and could have been way more different, also why can you not dual wield?

persona non grata mission failed.

losing hours of content and not getting a companion for no reason is pretty cool!

As a 5'4" Dwarf Lord, it softens my granite heart to see you join your manlet brothers in our oldest and noblest profession.

amazing artstyle, really fun with a friend.

the only bad thing is that dontnod lost the rights to Life is Strange.

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