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19 people found this review helpful
46.7 hrs on record (41.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Brotato is one of the most fun games in its genre. It's a top-down arena shooter rogue-lite like Vampire Survivors, but with its unique style. You play a potato who has up to 6 weapons at a time and have to finish 20 rounds in order to win.

The main aspect that drew me to the game was the amount of different weapons and item combinations you can have. There is also various amount of characters with unique gimmicks that make each run different from any time you pick a new character. As a consequence of having a lot of characters, some of them end up being very good and some are just really hard to win with.

Nonetheless, the game is hard, but once you start understanding what each enemy does, and some good combos, the game becomes a lot of fun.

I fully recommend the game, especially considering how cheap it is!
Posted 24 January, 2023.
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51 people found this review helpful
110 people found this review funny
24.5 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
shao khan wins Simulator 2013
Posted 13 January, 2016.
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39 people found this review helpful
90 people found this review funny
39.5 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Here is my poem to analyse Amnesia: The Dark Descent

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
There is a scary monster
always behind you :(

10/10 would scare my neighbours of screaming again xD.
Posted 31 December, 2015.
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27 people found this review helpful
116 people found this review funny
88.4 hrs on record (51.2 hrs at review time)
P-Body and Atlas have 5 letters ;
Chell has 5 letters too , coincidence? i didn't thought so ;
14 of my friends have this game , you know what else has the number 14?
That right!
14 is the atomic number for silicon;
silicon has 7 letters ;
7-5 = 2 ;
Portal 2 is the second game of the Portal series;
Portal was the first ;
1+2 = 3
PORTAL 3 CONFIRMED
Posted 24 December, 2015. Last edited 23 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
5.4 hrs on record
Bought the game for 0.15 € , sold the cards for 0.21€.

10/10 would wait 1 hour to get 0.06 cents again .
Posted 12 December, 2015.
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