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+rep this mans is a god

-rep i dont get to talk

What are you guys playing?

I'm supposed to be playing FarmVille™ but this one player keeps cutting my grass.

Is it TheFarmer27?!

Yeah, TheFarmer27.

Who is the farmer 27?

Some say TheFarmer is the first FarmVille ™ player ever.

Born from corn stalks.

I heard, TheFarmer27 can hock a loogie farther than a catapult.

I heard TheFarmer27 once cut an entire field with a single blow.

But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape...

SHOINK!!! Just like that!

collective gasps

Iphone Notification

What? No, no no no, no no no!

Iphone Notification

That's impossible!

"TheFarmer27" has captured my cow!

Mine too!

Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.

You have no idea what just happend.

I might have some idea.

Woman turns around, and powers her device's screen, showing she is infact TheFarmer27