Recent reviews by SillyBoxFox

THIS GAME IS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COOL!!!11 I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LVOE EVERY ASPECT OF THIS GAEM! IT REEKS WITH PASSION AND HEARTFELT SOUL FROM EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE MOTHERUFM,CING DEVELOPERS!!!!! WOOOOO! THE GAME IS BEAUTIFUKL!!!!! THE ART STYLE IS ICONIC AND MESMERIZING!!! I COULD STARE AT EVERY ISNGLEW MODELS AND ADMIRE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POLYGONS!!!!!!11!!!1 I LOVE EVERY SINGLE REOBOT ENEMY!!! THE NORMAL GUY IS REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COOL AND I WANT TO BUY A PLUSGIE OF HIM!!! MAKE DOUYBLE DOWN PLUSHGE!!!!! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!! THE SPIDER ROBOT IS ALSO SO COOL!!!!! I LOVE ROBOT SPIDERS!!!! I WOULD ♥♥♥♥ THE SPIDER QUEEN MASTERMIND FROM DOOM 2016!!!!!!! (CONSENSUALLY)!!!!! BUT MY FAVORITE ENEMY HAS TO BE THE BIG LAD!!! HES SO BIG!!!!! HJES A BIG LAD!!!! I LOVE THE SOUND HE MAKES WHEN HE GETS NEAR YOU ITS LIKE OH ♥♥♥♥ THERES A BIG LAD HERE ABOUT TO BIG LAD ALL OVER MY ♥♥♥♥ I CANT LET HIM BIG LAD ALL OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11Z11z BUT THE REAL STAART OF THE SHOW HAS TO BE THE FINAL BOSS!!!!! I WAS GRIPPED AND COMPELLED BY EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF THE FIGHT!!!!! THE MUSIC!!!! THE PRESENTATION!! THE DRAMA!!!!! THE FACT THAT THE DOORS DIDNT TELL ME HOW MUCH NMOEY I NEEDED TO OPEN THEM WHICH WAS REALLY CONFUSING!!!!!!!! GRASAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!! ALSO WHILE IM STILL TAKING ABOUT THE ART I GOTTA MENTION THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEXTURES!!!! THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEXTURES !!!! THEY MADE ME SO HAPPU YO LOOK AT AL;L OF THE DOPE ASS PIXEL ESQUE ART!!!!!! BUT THE BEST PART OF THE ART HAS GOOTTA BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS SICK AS HELL DOPE ASS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SICK ASS UI!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY LITTLE GUY ON THE BOTTOM OF THE HUD!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE TITLE SDCREEEN!!!!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! BUT BY FAR THE BEST PART OF THE UI HAS GOTTA BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CREDITS!!!! I LOVE ALL THE LITTLE FLAIR ON THE CREDITS ANIMATION!!!!! OKAY NOW THAT THE ART IS OUT OF THE WAY NEXT UP COMES THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SOUND!!!!! THE MUSIC WAS JAMMING!!! IT WAS BOPPING!!! IT WAS VIBING!!!! IT WAS GROOVING!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS THRIVING!!!!!!!! IT WAS causing multiple human rights violations in Rwanda. IT WAS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHNAJLKF IHASDJI POMDBFMJPOKASD;JKL FSA;LKJH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO THE SOUND EFFECTS (SFX FOR SHORT BY THE WAY THATS A FUN FACT FOR ALL YOU TRIVIA NERDS OUT THERE) WERE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!I LOVED ALL THE BEEPS AND BOOPS!!!! I LOVED THE ♥♥♥♥!!!!!!! I LOVED THE BOMBS!!!!! OKAY NEXT UP WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE PROGRAMMING!!!!!!!!!! SHOUTOUTS TO ASHLEY YOU KILLED IT QUEEN!!!!!!! GET HER SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GAME RAN SMOOTHLY!!!! I WAS RUNNING THIS ON MY RTX 6090 (NICE (THATS AN EPIC REDDITOR REFERENCE IF YOU DIDNT KNOW)) AND I GOT A WHOPPING 5 FRAMES PER SECOND!!!!! AND THIS IS AN UNREAL ENGINE 5 GAME!!!!! I ALSO ONLY ENCOUTNERED 3 BUGS IN MY 30 MINUTE PLAYTHROUGH!!!!!!!!!! THATS BETTER THAN THE AVERAGE CD PROJEKT RED GAME!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! GRAAAAGHGAHGH!!!!! ALSO THE AI WAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SICK!!!!!!!!! THEY RAN AT ME!!! THEY SHOT AT ME!!! THEY SAVED MY SEXUALLY UNFUFILLING MARRIAGE!!!! ALSO GOING BACK TO ART FOR A SECOND I ALMOST FORGOT THE VFX (I DONT KNOW WHAT TAHT ONE STANDS FOR IF ANYONE KNOWS PLEASE SEND ME AN EMAIL (ELECTRONIC MAIL) MY EMAIL (ELECTRONIC MAIL) ADDRESS IS PUBLIC.AFFAIRS@FBI.GOV!!! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLOVED THE EXPLOSUIFNH EFFECT!!!! IT MADE ME LOOKIN LIKE OPPENHEIMER WHEN HE BLOWS UP THE MEGA NUKE!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY GETTING BACK TO PROGRAMMING THAT ♥♥♥♥ WAS EPIC!!!!! OKAY FINALLY LETS TALK ABOU TTHE BIG ONE: THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME DESIGN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!! THIS ♥♥♥♥ IS SO WELL DESIGNED IT MAKES A LAMBORGHINI LOOK LIKE A LAMBOR-PEENIE HAHGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHSAHAHAGSHYASLKOJHSAFHUKJL FGREDAhkjlu FBEWRSL;HJKVWEAR BUI;OP MAWErsv uji o;plkhi;o jlk!!!!! SHOUTOUTS TO ILAN GET HIM SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (HES TRYING TO BE HUMBLE BUT DONT LISTEN TO HIM )_PLEASE!!!!!! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVDD THE LEVEL DESIGN!!!!! IT WAS SO WELL LAID-OUT AND MAE ME CAREFULLY CONSIDERE HOW I WAOULD NAVIGATE THE ENVIRONMENT IN RESPONSE TO MULTIPLE ENEMY THREATS AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! I ALSO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVED THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVEMENT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!! I LOVE BUNNYHOPPING SO MUCH!!!! I LOVE MOVING AROUND THE LEVEL AT SPEEDS NEITHER THE DEVS NOR GOD INTENDED ME TOO!!!!! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE DASHES!!!! HERE HAVE SOME OF MINE ---------------------- !!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALSO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE THE COMBAT!!!!! I LOVE THROWING CARDS!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE A BADASS NINJA THROWING SHURIKES INTO THE THROAT OF THE UNJUST EMPEROR WHO DEPORTS HIS CITIZENS BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE IMMMIGRASNTS!!!!!!11!!! AWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALSO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE GAMBLING!!!! MY WIFE LEFT ME!!!!! I LOVE ANTEING ALL MY MONEY IN THE HOPES OF GETTING MORE!!!! I WISH THERTE WAS NO ANTE CAP SO I COULD HIT THE INTEGER OVERFLOAT LIMIT AND CAUSE YOUR GAME TO CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!! I ALSO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE THE DOUBLE SLOT MACHINES!!!! THE NORMAL ONES GIVER UOI FUJNN BONUSES THAT MAKE IT EASY........BUT WATCH OUT!!!! YOU MIGHT GET TEH MEGA BOMB OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON THEME ITM AKES ME WANNA LOVE MYSELF!!!!!!111! BUT THEN YOU GOT THE SUPER GAMBLING AT THGE END OF A WAVE!!!!!!! THE UPGRADES YOU GET ARE SO CREATIVE AND FUNNY!!!!!!!! I GOT ONE THAT MADE ALL THE ROBOTS START DANCING!!!! ONE OF THEM WAS HITTING THE KAZOSTY KICK FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2 (2007 COPYRIGHT VALVE SOFTWARE)!!!!!!! I ALSO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE THE NARRATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS SO ENGROSSED IN THE CHARACTERS!!!!! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCREAMED MY ♥♥♥♥ OFF WHEN (SPOILERS) THE CARD WOMAN GOT LOCKED IN THE ELEVATOR WITHOUT THE DEALER!!!! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATED THGE HJOUSE FOR DOIUNG THAT IT MADE ME SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAPPY TO JKILL IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS! (OK SPOILERS OVER IF YOU SKIPPED OVER IT YOU CAN START READING NOW) I REALLY HOPE THE DEALER AND THE CARD COUTNER LIVE A HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!! IM GONNA WRITE SOME SLOPPY FANFICTION AND SEND IT TO ALL OF THE DEVS ADDRESSES!!!!!!! WE WILL START A READING CLUB!!!!!!! AND FINALLY (FOR REALSIES THIS TIME) IU GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE PRODUCTION OF GHIS GAME!!!!! NOW YOU MIGHT BE ASKING "HIANG ON YOURE NOT A DEV YOU SILLY GHOOSE HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PRODUCTION?) WELL DONT WORRY!!!! EVENTHROUIGH IM NOT A DEV I CAN INFER FROM THE GAME ITSELF WHAT TJE PRODUCTION WAS LIKE!!!!!!!! IM COOL LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT THE PRODUCTION ON THIS WAS FLAWLESS!!!!!!!!! ERVEYTHING WAS ODNE ON YIME!!!!!!!! EVERYONE ACCURATELY REPORTED THEIR HOURS!!!!!!!!!! AND WAS ABLE TO PREDIUCT HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE FOR THEM TO ACCOMPLISH THEIR TASK!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE WERE NO MAJOR OBSTACLES THAT POPPED UP OVER THE COURSE OF DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING WENT SMOOTHLY THE ENTIRE TIME AND THEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS NOT TO SAY THEY HAD IT EASY!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DEVS WORKED ALL OF THEIR COMBINED COLLECTIVES ASSESS OFF AND FOR THAT IM NOMINATING THEM FOR A NOBEL PRIZE IN PHYSICS!!!!!!!!!!!! (WHERE DID THEIR ASSES GO? THAT ♥♥♥♥ VIOLATED THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS CAUSE MATTER CAN'T BE DESTROYED BUT ALL OF THEIR ASSES GOY DESTROYED BY HOW HARD THEY WORKED)!!!!!!!!!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY GAMERS NOW ITS TIME FOR ME TO GIVE THIS A FUNAL REVIEW SCORE!!!!!!!! IM SURE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS GAME GIVNEM EVERYTHING THAT IVE WRITTEN BUT WE GOTTA HAVE A SINGLE NUMBER TO REPRESENT HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS GAME DISTILLED INTO ONE POINT!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS THEN ALL THE LAZY READERS CAN JUST SKIP TO THE SCORE AND IGNORE ALL OF MY DETAILED AND NUANCED OPINIONS ON THE SUBJECT!!!!!!!!!! OKAY GAMES MY FINAL SCORE IS (DRUM ROLL PLEASE) (DRUM ROLL STARTS)..........................................................................(DRUM ROLL ENDS) 0/10 too woke

Easily my favorite game of all time. Great humor, an expansive world, a beautiful art style, and one of my favorite soundtracks from all video games make this a must-play.

One of the best sandbox games on steam - play it with 2-4 friends for best experience!

The best free FPS available, and arguably the best FPS currently. High skill ceiling and infinite replay value make this an easy game to sink hundreds or thousands of hours into.