DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your ♥♥♥♥ ten times (if you don't have one, grab the nearest ♥♥♥♥ closest to you). 2.shout your favorite porn star's name five times. 3. scream your favorite sex position three times. 4. paste this to four other ♥♥♥♥ buddys. If you do this, your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will lick you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this. then you will have a very jiggly ♥♥♥♥ (if you don't have one, you'll get to receive a limpy ♥♥♥♥ in the next hour via a UPS package). SEND THIS TO 5 ♥♥♥♥ BOYS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE CRY 6 TEARS AND LOOK UP INTO THE SKY, STARS WILL ALIGN AND IT WILL READ \"YOU ARE A PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥\". THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrn

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-rep played a UGC Iron scrim against this man a long time ago, but he wiped the floor with us and carried his team. Didn’t even tell us he was actually UGC steel at the time. Completely unfair. Sleezy and deceptive gamer. -0/10

Hi. I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul. Saul Goodman, attorney at law.

its all ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles until someone giggles and ♥♥♥♥♥ 💯

she always hide it by pretending like she doesn't, which I find sus. Once when we spent the entire weekend together I almost caught her but she had locked the bathroom door and by the time I got in she had flushed and was like "oh hey what's up?" pretending like nothing happened, although there was an OBVIOUS lingering odor. Anyway, this time I was prepared, sprung the lock and burst in on her mid-wipe. She frantically tried to spin & flush but I smacked her hand away and pushed her off the toilet to get a better look in (it was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big dump ). Caught red handed, I pointed my finger at her and said I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNEW IT! Initially she tried to blame my cat but eventually admitted defeat.

I'm just happy I dumped her and now I am gonna find a GF who does not poop.

GUYS I FINALLY GOT IT

finally! as a female main sniper (<-- yes, we do exist. + I have to say female cuz then I'll get confused as a guy and because a lot of players say that sniper mains are only male but nope! There's females too!) with no help from anyone this is a big pain to do!BTW I'm not a fan of the classic sniper rifle... btw 2: the server I was in, had A BUNCH of aimbot snipers! (like 9)

THERE IT IS

"THE MOVIE IS SO GOOD"

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(☆*✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2016✦✦ *☆ )

-rep, sipped piss straight from the source container

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It’s better to crack your fingers rather than finger your crack

I’m gonna say it: We need sex slaves in Minecraft. I know there have probably been mods, but I don’t want to have to use mods for something as obviously essential as this. Notch must be one heck of a sick ♥♥♥♥ if he thinks he can just dangle villagers in front of me and expect me to NOt want to ♥♥♥♥ them. I end up having to stop the game and go through my zombie pigman porn files, because I can’t focus on the non-arousing parts of the game. My ♥♥♥♥ is always dripping when I walk through villages and my underwear is usually completely ruined by the time I can trade anything. I’m really not asking for a lot here. I just need to be able to chain a villager to the wall of my ♥♥♥-stained mineshaft and ♥♥♥♥ it into oblivion. If this keeps going unrectified, I might have to log back onto Roblox for my needs. Please share this with as many people as you can, I’m sure if we can get Notch to see this the issue will be fixed in no time.

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang 2B so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Everytime I play Nier, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with 2B. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of 2B’s tight android ♥♥♥♥♥. God I wish I was 2B because I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know for a fact that 2B ♥♥♥♥♥ herself daily. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?

I knew a milf that had sex with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. she said it felt wonderful being able to provide romantic love and intimacy for people who struggled so hard to understand the world. The way she described it as it was like being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by an animal, since they operate on instinct. Most are chronic masturbators and are desensitized to sustained contact, so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ hard and long. She enjoyed seducing them and she was serious and wanted them to mount her. She said that she never used condoms when she had sex with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because it was degrading and thrilling for such a terribly misshapen person to ♥♥♥ inside of her and get her pregnant. she had aborted 15 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ babies over the years. Think about how much sex with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ she had to have been having to get knocked up with downy sperm 15 times. she was hot, but had possibly a hundred or more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had their way with her and had ♥♥♥ inside her. She seemed really into me though, and I’m not really sure why.

So I really want to let them have their orgy with Meowth as the host.

Also Ash by now is 20, so let him have it too with Misty and Brock as guests.

Mistys tight hips are perfect for the huge ♥♥♥♥ Ash must have (it literally didn't ♥♥♥ for 20 years, imagine the spermpressure ).

Have Charizard to make it warm and cosy and let it have sex with Snorlax.


Also Pikachu can eat Jesses ass.

google this man's coin flip winrate...

THERE IT IS

gunboats? more like leanloafers!

The thought of a gamer girl streaming for 18 hours. The sweat dripping down her lower back, pooling on her dank ***hole. The smell, it it penetrates anyone who is 40 feet around her. She hasn't ♥♥♥♥ for over 2 days, but even if she did it would come out like a dam being broken. This is what gets the blood flowing to my micro****. I'm hard. I think about the ****s she has taken in the last two weeks. the left over c*m that has settled in her abused cervix. I want it to be strung out into my mouth. Her feet. They haven't been washed in weeks. Her toenails have dirt under them. My god. Writing this I'm salivating. She rides my face. The smell of onions and raw fish are emitting from her *****. She might has a yeast infection. I don't care added flavor.

Okay so I didn't know where else to post this

I've been dating this girl for about a few months now and every time I go down on her she smells normal, until penetration starts or fingering etc, and then the closest smell I can describe is that of poop..

I don't know why this happens or how to tell her, and could use some advice. I really like her and it doesn't stop me from wanting to go down there but I'm a bit concerned for her, and would be nice for my fingers to not smell like poop after every time we have sex.

At first I thought I was just smelling that because , well, the vagina and anus are next door neighbors and I thought ok she didn't clean very well kinda gross but next time will be better etc

But she does shower regularly and has good hygiene and then I noticed it definitely is coming from her vag, typically like I said only after penetration

Idk what to say, I assume she doesn't know..

Help 😅

No Poop November is starting to get really difficult. Last time I took a shît was October 31st. I've been holding it in for 9 days. My anus is sore from holding in my poop. My intestines ache from all the backed up shît. Earlier today I burped and my burp tasted like ass.

But I will not shît. I took a pledge to not fail No Poop November and I'll be damned if I've come this far to just throw it all away my shîtting my brains out right here in this chair. Just imagine how amazing the shît will feel when I dump my ass at 00:01, December 1st. It will be amazing.

I sexually Identify as go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ƽaүing so my self 💯 i say so💯💯. People say to me that a person being mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥ is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care. I'm having doctors inject me with (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥, and mMMMMᎷМ💯. From now on I want you guys to call me "👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀" and respect my right to (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), and mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌. If you can't accept me you're a goodshitophobe and need to check your if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 privilege. Thank you for being so understanding👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌.

man i hated those kids and that show. any group of kids that call themselves “little einsteins” Who goes around calling their SELF einstein? nobody even calls anyone einstein anymore. whens the last time youve even seen someone with that last name besides the relativeity guy? the only time you actually call someone einstein is when they’re doing some stupid ♥♥♥♥. so in a way they are actually calling themselves dumb. so guess what, little einsteins, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids - you played yourselfes. you all thought you were so smart, but this whole time you were calling yourselves dumb. i guess you really are einsteins, you little ♥♥♥♥♥.

great med 10/10 made me spill my ramen tho :(

DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda girl like this. If she isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don't want her. Her sweaty fupa lumps marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gouda mozzarella mommy. Skinny?? Thinn?? Gross. Nasty. It's gotta be easy. It's gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.
If the sour aroma of a nice juicy creamy cheesy mozarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy mozzarella mommy thighs. ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥. I'm salivating. If you dont like thicc, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ low test. If you dont ♥♥♥♥ a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mommy, you're fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.

+rep terrifyingly good

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his spit should be labled as a curative and sold

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he has binoculus

no this guy is bester

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god.

literally just god

Futa hentai is the best and totally not gay. On the contrary, it's actually double straight, even more straight than vanilla hentai. Futas have all the sex organs: ♥♥♥♥, vag, boobs. That's 66.6% straight and 33.3 (repeating, of course) % gay if you don't like futas. However, the ♥♥♥♥ and vag cancel out mathematically and we're left with nothing but female boobs, which is 100% straight. On top of that, the male g spot is in the ass. Getting your g spot pounded by a man is gay. Getting your g spot pounded by a fat twelve inch futa ♥♥♥♥ is straight because there's a vagina somewhere back there and boobs that can rest on your back, plus the math checked out. There are only two types of men: men who want a fat futa ♥♥♥♥ railing their throat and dumping a hot load into their stomach followed by hours upon hours of anal, and men who are in denial.

god.

Literally god

-rep hacking with sniper in comp tf2

god.

Lol this guy looks at comments on his profile

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