THIS IS THE MOST VIOLENT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME YOU'LL EVER PLAY, THE GAME IS ABOUT THE FALL OF HUMANITY AFTER GOING TO WAR WITH SPY BALLOONS CAUSING A GLOBAL WAR THAT EFFECTED HUMANITY AND THE WORLD SO MUCH IT CAUSED THEM TO EVOLVE BACK INTO MONKEY-LIKE CREATURES CALLED "CHIMPS" COMMIT WAR CRIMES BY FIRING AIR STRIKES AND NUKES OR EFFECT THE PLANET EVEN MORE BY BURNING RUBBER BALLOONS, SOAK THE BATTLEFIELD AND RUBBER WITH ACID AND EXPLODING CHUNKS OF BALLOON SKINS AROUND THE OCEAN CAUSING POLLUTION AND CLIMATE CHANGE, THOSE'S LITTLE RUBBER CONDOM BASTARD ARE GOING TO RIDE MY LITERAL FURY ROOSTER OF WAR IF I HAD A SON I WOULD RAISE HIM UP WITH THIS GAME GETTING HIM READY FOR THE DARK FUTURE AHEAD.

THIS IS THE MOST VIOLENT MOTHERFUCKING GAME YOU'LL EVER PLAY, THE GAME IS ABOUT THE FALL OF HUMANITY AFTER GOING TO WAR WITH SPY BALLOONS CAUSING A GLOBAL WAR THAT EFFECTED HUMANITY AND THE WORLD SO MUCH IT CAUSED THEM TO EVOLVE BACK INTO MONKEY-LIKE CREATURES CALLED "CHIMPS" COMMIT WAR CRIMES BY FIRING AIR STRIKES AND NUKES OR EFFECT THE PLANET EVEN MORE BY BURNING RUBBER BALLOONS, SOAK THE BATTLEFIELD AND RUBBER WITH ACID AND EXPLODING CHUNKS OF BALLOON SKINS AROUND THE OCEAN CAUSING POLLUTION AND CLIMATE CHANGE, THOSE'S LITTLE RUBBER CONDOM BASTARD ARE GOING TO RIDE MY LITERAL FURY ROOSTER OF WAR IF I HAD A SON I WOULD RAISE HIM UP WITH THIS GAME GETTING HIM READY FOR THE DARK FUTURE AHEAD.