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18 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
18.0 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I fixed a generator to turn the power on, the mines that are hooked to Windows 98 Computers turned back on and killed my teammate I was confused thinking disabling the mine trap would permanently disable it but I learnt my lesson
Next game we get into a fight with a balloon headed alien at night and win we wait for a few minutes and one of my teammates turned on the generator as I radio "we're going to turn on the generator" the mines switch back on and kill the same guy I killed in the previous game
We became friends afterwards
Next game I shoot a balloon headed alien with a sniper rifle
The bullet pierces through his chest shooting him
I killed him three times
But we are still friends
Sometimes we all make mistakes and this game taught me that humanity will die to nerds who have custom Windows 98 Computer setups.
Posted 3 January. Last edited 3 January.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
26.3 hrs on record (25.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 27 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Scared one of the toughest friends I knew thalassophobia be dammed!
Posted 31 October, 2024.
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12 people found this review helpful
52.9 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
As it stands No More Room in Hell 2 feels like a Battle Royale turned into a PvE extraction shooter, janky bugs, teleporting zombies, worse melee combat than NMRIH 1 and repetitive objectives oh and don't get me started on the special infected editions like Screamers and "glowing red eye zombies" with bullet sponge health it's like I'm fighting Halloween zombie decorations.
Posted 22 October, 2024. Last edited 22 October, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
179.5 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This takes that boring cliche horror game trope of exploring spooky dark hallways and makes it fun by allowing the player to goof off with there friends with childish things while giving you a simple but fun challenge of exploring for loot scattered in randomly generated dungeons to keep your corrupt company pleased with each quota getting higher and higher
Posted 20 January, 2024. Last edited 13 February, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
129.2 hrs on record (112.9 hrs at review time)
The Bad Piggies are bad DEAD GAME
Posted 22 September, 2023. Last edited 29 September, 2024.
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122 people found this review helpful
95 people found this review funny
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1,442.8 hrs on record (59.8 hrs at review time)
THIS IS THE MOST VIOLENT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME YOU'LL EVER PLAY, THE GAME IS ABOUT THE FALL OF HUMANITY AFTER GOING TO WAR WITH SPY BALLOONS CAUSING A GLOBAL WAR THAT EFFECTED HUMANITY AND THE WORLD SO MUCH IT CAUSED THEM TO EVOLVE BACK INTO MONKEY-LIKE CREATURES CALLED "CHIMPS" COMMIT WAR CRIMES BY FIRING AIR STRIKES AND NUKES OR EFFECT THE PLANET EVEN MORE BY BURNING RUBBER BALLOONS, SOAK THE BATTLEFIELD AND RUBBER WITH ACID AND EXPLODING CHUNKS OF BALLOON SKINS AROUND THE OCEAN CAUSING POLLUTION AND CLIMATE CHANGE, THOSE'S LITTLE RUBBER CONDOM BASTARD ARE GOING TO RIDE MY LITERAL FURY ROOSTER OF WAR IF I HAD A SON I WOULD RAISE HIM UP WITH THIS GAME GETTING HIM READY FOR THE DARK FUTURE AHEAD.
Posted 21 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
313.2 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Remind me to update this review after i reach 500 hours.
Posted 4 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
476.2 hrs on record (117.2 hrs at review time)
𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃❗
Posted 26 January, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
780.1 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
*Biscuit Clicker
Posted 23 December, 2021.
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