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Valvo says I own this game





I don't own this game

BLUUUUUUUUE MOOOOOOOOOOOOON YOU SAW ME STANDING ALOOOOOOOOONE WITHOUT A DREAM IN MY HEEEEEEEART WITHOUT A LOOOOOVE OF MY OOOOOOWN

Hotline Miami 2 follows the story of the first Hotline Miami where you, the player character, named Hotline Miami, goes and slaughters Russians mobsters(Sometimes other people, but plot twist: You're a furry who kills internet trolls! Holy f*cking sh*t!) In the best ways possible.

But sadly, you don't play as Hotline Miami anymore, only other furries(And some others) who, thankfully, try to continue the legacy of the Ball-chin mask man, Hotline Miami himself. Well, at least the furries do. But they suck at it. They really do. Seriously man.


(Seriously though, this game is AMAZING! If you thought that the first was too mindless, you may prefer this one. It is a worthy sequel. The levels may screw you over though.)

You play as a guy named Hotline Miami with a ball-chin mask and you slaughter Russian mob dudes(occasionally other dudes too) in the best ways possible.


But plot twist: Hotline Miami is actually a furry who slaughters internet trolls! Holy f*cking sh*t!

Somali Pirate Simulator.

REPULSIVE REVIEW LET'S GO

Features include:
-Ships
-Drinks that don't do sh*t(UPDATE: Drinks DO do sh*t now, ain't that amazing!?)
-Lazy Town reference!
-Sea shanties!
-Sea shanties WITH ACTUAL MUSIC TOO!
-The ability to sh*t wherever you want on your ship
-The ability for seagulls to sh*t wherever they want on your ship
-The ability for your crew besides yourself to sh*t wherever they want on your ship
-The ability to learn how to do exciting things like read how to sh*t less frequently and clean up all the said sh*t on your ship
-Diapers which can stop the crew from sh*tting on your ship completely
-Amazing things like finding bras and panties in buried treasure chests which restore morale
-Lazy-a** pirates stealing your gold when you go for a drink in the tavern
-Cannons which don't do sh*t(But they're working on it, GJ devs!)
-Explosions
-Hobos
-Hobos you can kill
-Hobos that can kill you
-Hobos which don't sh*t, be it on your ship or not
-Stranded hobos you can kill
-Get achievements for killing hobos
-Probably have hobos as pets.. maybe. Mostly likely. Possibly. Perhaps.(Actually, is this possible? I never got a chance to try this. If so, awesome!)
-Disturb tribals on islands
-Kill said disturbed tribals on said islands
-Waste time looking for buried treasure
-Board ships and blow them up or steal them to sink your own
-SHIVERMETIMBERSSHIVERMETIMBERSSHIVERMETIMBERS
-Holy f*ck man look at how many cards you need to complete a badge

Pretty sure that's it. Sounds fun, don'tcha think?

Death... is a soda.

Free wallhack vision. Default assault rifle is the most balanced gun, it was even banned in some tournaments. Not necessarily pay to win. Free currency can buy most of the things paid currency can.

A nice arcade-y type open world game, with more emphasis on visual customization of your character and action than exploring.


The game starts off relatively slow, with some hand-holding and a few on-the-rails missions to serve as tutorials before you're allowed free roam access. Once you get that access, let the good times roll.