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Little Uzi Vertical 30 Jan @ 6:12am 
happy chinese new year I'm chinese
Kraid 🚗 29 Jan @ 7:14am 
no problem, dont enjoy
Little Uzi Vertical 26 Jan @ 5:21pm 
i'll have to check it out! thanks for the advice.
Kraid 🚗 24 Jan @ 9:07pm 
no
Little Uzi Vertical 22 Jan @ 8:22am 
is metal gear survive fun
Kraid 🚗 30 Nov, 2024 @ 1:28pm 
No offense, but why are you gay?
Little Uzi Vertical 9 Nov, 2024 @ 4:26pm 
I'm chinese.
Jmana 9 Nov, 2024 @ 1:14am 
To the tune of closing time:

Simpsons porn

At the local library

You can jack off to Homer or Marge

(also works with Even Flow)
SavvyTrue 10 Oct, 2024 @ 2:01pm 
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Little Uzi Vertical 20 Jul, 2024 @ 7:09pm 
im gay
Miss_Ellany 6 Apr, 2024 @ 2:47pm 
🐌
Little Uzi Vertical 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm 
i have down sybdrome
Jmana 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
Little Uzi Vertical 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am 
im chinese
Kraid 🚗 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:33am 
yeah thanks
§u§hi.PiNK 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48pm 
checking in to make sure you're Gooooooooooooooooooooooood
Little Uzi Vertical 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:48pm 
buy winrar right now
Oiled Hog 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:14am 
:ujel:
SavvyTrue 26 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12pm 
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
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randingo 26 Dec, 2022 @ 10:24am 
Hey guys I want to wish you all a merry Christmas. Discord is full of copypasted Christmas messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what I deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best hockey team I've ever played with. A big hug, John.
§u§hi.PiNK 22 Nov, 2022 @ 12:50am 
qutttter wats wrongg bro you can always hmu. Always here for u regardless of time
§u§hi.PiNK 21 Nov, 2022 @ 2:50am 
misssss you dude hope youre welll
Little Uzi Vertical 8 Sep, 2022 @ 1:41pm 
YEAH
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Little Uzi Vertical 23 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am 
wehh
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Oiled Hog 25 Jun, 2021 @ 9:00am 
I am NOT living in your walls.
Little Uzi Vertical 22 Jun, 2021 @ 9:45pm 
faf
Kraid 🚗 4 Jun, 2021 @ 3:07am 
Merry christmas!
Munster 29 May, 2021 @ 2:55pm 
Gamer time
Kraid 🚗 10 May, 2021 @ 2:19pm 
gam
Little Uzi Vertical 9 May, 2021 @ 8:04pm 
gaming
自閉症ゲーミング 9 Apr, 2021 @ 9:01pm 
game on \m/
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Little Uzi Vertical 29 Nov, 2020 @ 10:47pm 
:UDG_Heart:
自閉症ゲーミング 16 Sep, 2020 @ 9:21pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 29 May, 2020 @ 2:10pm 
Qtter I was the noises guy from nebraska who wanted to go to japan with you over cs:go and tumblr lmao
• ᛟᛏᛦ • 16 Apr, 2020 @ 9:52pm 
Who the ♥♥♥♥ is Larry?
Little Uzi Vertical 11 Oct, 2019 @ 8:42pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Little Uzi Vertical 23 Nov, 2018 @ 11:07pm 
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Kaz M 28 Aug, 2016 @ 2:44am 
I thought you were a game on Steam and tried to buy you but I couldn't afford you why?? Because you are PRICELESS
Mid 29 Jun, 2016 @ 2:34pm 
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randingo 4 Feb, 2016 @ 10:29pm 
as of right now am 17 and am tired of all these high school girls. i would considered getting one of these if i had the money. i should work on getting a job pays well during college and after wards as well. for 50k it will take about 2-7 years to save up for this robot. ♥♥♥♥ girls, they only hang out with hotshot, swag boys and bad boys. if possible i would dream going to prom with a robot.
Little Uzi Vertical 9 Nov, 2015 @ 1:46pm 
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Kraid 🚗 4 Nov, 2015 @ 1:30am 
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Little Uzi Vertical 27 Sep, 2015 @ 2:57am 
"Now watch me Whip
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