Recent reviews by Clown

Shotgun Farmers is a prime example of what a game ought to be, a fun experience for you and your friends for a reasonable price. It's one of the few games that doesn't monetize the crap out of itself, or force you to be online to play. There's enough game modes there to have a blast, and the gameplay is solid and fun to engage with. The playerbase is small, but even on its own, the game is fun to play.

If you at all care about sending a message to game developers, and wish to see integrity return to the gaming scene, pick this game up at some point. For 10$, you will get an experience that most others would charge 30$ or 40$ for. The devs did well, and absolutely deserve your support. If you pick it up, enjoy, and have fun!

While I loved the prospect of this game and was extremely excited to get it, I have since come to be immensely disappointed by it. In spite of a fun idea, once you collect all the items there is very little to do, the map can be deceptively small as well. Sure there is multiplayer, but very few people still play this game, and the ones that do will set their game to public then ban anyone who joins. The minigames can be fun, but there's only a few of them, and the map selection is very small.

The developers gave up on this game rather fast, I was expecting at least a decent amount of updates, but we only got a few before it ran dry. Overall I'm just sad and extremely disappointed with how this game turned out.

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is a marvelous little game with wonderful visuals, writing, and music. Nemlei and Kit9 are extremely dedicated to making this little game, and while it might be light on gameplay, it is well worth the price. I hope those trying to sabotage this game give up soon, Nemlei nor this game deserve the hate they get.
Incest is wincest

Terrible devs that are blatantly anti-consumer and hate their fanbase.

I'm getting massive frame drops that make it virtually impossible to play.

The devs refused to listen to criticism and suggestions, brought on powermad moderators, and banned people for voicing dissenting opinions. They created an echo-chamber of yes men and wasted time on pointless "pride" cosmetics instead of working to balance the game or improve performance. The game still runs terribly, is balanced poorly, and the community surrounding the game still disregards criticism as "skill issue" and now blames the lack of advertising solely for the game's downfall. They did add offline support, but we will see if that is still playable on September 8th when it is removed from the store.

Easy to use, versatile, and free. Great program, though I do have artifacting issues when saving my images.

This game is the closest we'll likely get to Half-Life 3, and it is a worthy torch barer. It does have some things here and there that are questionable and odd, but overall, this game is considered canon in my eyes. The team put a ton of work and passion into this game, and you absolutely should give it a playthrough at least once.

This game is extremely hostile to new players, and is over all just an immensely unfun game to play. The game lures you in with a couple bot matches, hyping up your confidence and making you believe you're doing well. It then thrusts you into matches against people, which in turn will lead to you dying as soon as you see an enemy player. You try and play it safe by using cover to your advantage, only peeking out to shoot, and you get one shot.

People tell you that experience will help, that you'll get better, and you'll have fun, but if you don't enjoy getting ♥♥♥♥ on every match, you won't get the experience needed to get there. New tanks take forever to research, because research points are base on your performance in match, meaning you have to hit, or kill people if you want any significant progress. You won't get that progress though as you'll get shot before you even have a chance to react. People tell you to just play SPAA if you don't enjoy tank combat, but then you'll just get killed by a bomber who suicide bombs you, or a tank who decided to come kill you in your own spawn.

There is no enjoyable way to play this game as a new player, not even a bot mode you can opt into. The community will tell you that you just need to suffer through it, but I don't fancy getting ♥♥♥♥ on every match and neither should you. Don't install this game, it looks cool, it feels fun to drive and shoot, but you will get killed almost instantly in every single match.

Soundpad is really simple to use, requires little set up, and is very high quality. Honestly my only complaint is that you can't start it without having Steam open. Other than that this app is worth the 5$ it costs and will give you what you need from a soundboard!