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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.1 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Absolute garbage controls. Very little help for colourblind. Terrible storytelling. It is 2024, we don't do "fight until you lose" missions. Either I am playing to win or I am not playing. I wouldn't have paid £7 for this never mind the 70 I put into the ultimate copy.

I selected hardest difficulty to start with, because I always select hardest difficulty to start with. Warhammer games don't get to be special.
I gave up on blocking and Dodging because I am colourblind and I refuse to play the game with the fallout 3 green filter on. That's not colourblind aid. COLOURblind aid is removing the impossible obstacle of colour and replacing it with something else. Audio, visual, anything but COLOUR. use a shape. Use a sound. Use a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smell if you can figure out how.

Mouse 1 is shoot, mouse 2 is melee, block is C and Dodge is Space. Those are fairly standard key binds for every game right? I mean Darktide is fairly new and it uses... oh it doesn't use those key binds? YEAH NO OTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME DOES EITHER. DO NOT EVER LET WHOEVER MADE THOSE KEY BINDS NEAR A COMPUTER EVER AGAIN, SEND HIM TO RUSSIA BECAUSE THAT WAS A WAR CRIME.

And my personal pet peeves, the reason I stopped, the reason I alt F4'd. The unwinnable boss fight followed immediately by some random ass AI being the hero. Not.. really how "Stories" work guys. I Wanted to play as the protagonist, not as a random dead guy.

"Peachy mate. Just turn down the difficulty, You can't expect to be a god at it the first time!"
I tried that. You can't do that in the tutorial. Because if there's one place you need to be able to adjust your settings, it's definitely NOT the tutorial. if there's one place to spend time getting a feel for the game you just spent £140 so you are your buddy could enjoy together, it's not the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tutorial do do that ♥♥♥♥ elsewhere .

ABSOLUTELY abysmal, appalling game play, story and clarify. No idea what they were thinking, stick to plastic paint-able dolls and games workshops please. Do not ever go near a piece of digital hardware ever again.
Posted 2 December, 2024. Last edited 2 December, 2024.
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11 people found this review helpful
171.7 hrs on record (144.7 hrs at review time)
Every update makes it harder and harder to enjoy the game.
Posted 18 August, 2024.
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61.0 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
ye ver gud
Posted 7 May, 2024.
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9.2 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Needs skill based mming. Was against a prestige guy in my first game but it's good.
Posted 18 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
61.3 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
Overpriced Dragon Age.
I said what I said.
Keep losing hours of progress to ambiguous dialogue options.
Uses the Dungeons and Dragons system until inconvenient, then uses it's own system.
CAN ♥♥♥♥ a bear, if that's a selling point to you.
Not 100% sure the mechanical concept of a "CR" has been looking into, but it'll be worth it if you can get it on sale for like £20
Posted 9 December, 2023.
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689.8 hrs on record (282.8 hrs at review time)
I think I like this game.
But it's singleplayer?
Confusion.
Posted 4 November, 2023.
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32.5 hrs on record (32.5 hrs at review time)
ye
Posted 17 September, 2023.
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722.0 hrs on record (664.4 hrs at review time)
This game is 5 of the best games of all time.
Posted 5 August, 2023.
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574.7 hrs on record (294.2 hrs at review time)
yeah
Posted 26 June, 2023.
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163.1 hrs on record (94.1 hrs at review time)
yeah
Posted 16 March, 2023.
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