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Horny boys wet dream.

Besides that this game have bad game designs, camera in tight spots is just obnoxious, your turtorial is click punch to punch and kick to kick then they leave u with like 30 combo list and that's it, it isn't going to help anyone get into the game. Then they show you on basic enemies "when it glows you dodge then times slows" this is the only like 2 sec you can use to even try to do combos, becouse in this game you need after every atack just hold this button to stay still and shot/do something else, when every enemy besides starting will just ♥♥♥♥ you up then and without it you don't do any dmg. Then next enemies doesn't have "glowing attacks" and are even more obnoxiouse than camera becouse u have no way to tell what they are doing and you get kicked even without seeing this THEN even after you stunlock enemies and want to do something they starts to say NOPE and kick your ass for no reason, that's even worse than everything else. (One extra sin is that even if you dodge correctly most of the time you get sound for slow time, but it doesn't slow and it piss you off even more)

You either plays street fighters and will get this combos or you don't and it's just impossible becouse u don't even have any place to train. And it doesn't help that "style" meter in this game is just bad for everyone start, you get panalized for everything, becouse if u get hit you have - points and this points doesn't even care if u spam same attack, it just get record of how many times you attacked.

2/10 this game is VERY BAD if you don't play teken/SF/etc and isn't a horny tenage boy that just wants to have camera shots on tits and ass and nearly naked main char. Not enjoyable at all.

DMC is way better and more enjoyable to play than this.

Great game, lots of laugh and references to other games.

Doge:re
More doge
More levels
More panties
More cats

Nice story, if you're interested in trans-humanity, divorce and robots then this game is good. If you're not interested in this topics, don't buy it, becouse there's nothing more to this game besides that.
8/10 - good small game

Kinda short, you can see some rushed ideas and ending is short and doesn't show much.
Besides that, great game 9/10

First, controlls on m+k on Jodi are TERRIBLE and even with controller they are frustating af, especially moving with Aiden.
Second, 80% of all choices are made with QTE, that ISN'T a GOOD GAME DESIGN.
Third, some of this QTE are just plain bad, you can't just easly know which way u need to push, even thought idk half of the time if they even matter if i fail some or if i don't.
Fourth, I'm playing with "original" chronology and idk if i did wrong, but the choices that i made seems to doesn't matter at all, It just looks like, i'm here and i did something, now i'm way futher and it doesn't matter, etc.
Fifth: the begging with all this bad controlls and plot just like from an action game rather than "rich story" is just plain bad, like rly i came here for the story and got tons of QTE and game that is more "fast and furiouse" than i would think so.
Six: about 70% of this plot is Ellen Page being assaulted by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and Aidan helping her out. That's literally the majority of things that happen in the game.

4/10 most of choices doesn't matter.
I gave 4 for some good scenes, but still it couldn't handle bad design that this game have.

Town of Whalem[vignette.wikia.nocookie.net]

This is a nice game, it isn't the best but it itsn't bad, it has its' pros and cons.

First of if you want to buy and play this you need to know this:
- this game needs a stable internet connection with CHINA if u don't have u can have some issues, becouse every save is on their cloud.
- this games have 2 good points that u would want to play it, if u don't like them don't buy it:
- gameplay is very fluent and dynamic that makes in enjoyable, but because it's dynamic it is
kinda bipolar, it mostly is too easy on normal dificulty and on like max 3 fights is too hard and
u will spam heal items because u can and u will have many of them, so it isn't easy to
balance that type of gameplay, still it's very nice
- the story is it's second best part, if u can't read fast or just hate the chinese voice u can just
don't waste your time, because chinese is very fast language and u need to read fast to read
it and because its' a chinese game it's harder to understand for non chinese, so translation isn't the best. Even thought most of the time u can understand it, still imo smb who translated it had a very rought job and did it good, not the best, but good enought.

Pros:
- great story, it's slow at start but then it becomes more interesting (ending is kinda dissapointing, but if u think of why and what this game stands for it is fiting). Btw i wouldn't name this story "rich story" but it itsn't shallow or just general story of saving the world.
- gameplay is very dynamic and fluent that makes it very enjoyable (but becouse of that it's hard to balance, u either smash enemies and they can't do anything or have to less time to dodge or do anything and then have to small stamina and need to chug heal items, even thought on normal dificulty it didn't happen often)
- graphics are nice and this game like to show it to you by marking some places for a landscape view of camera, but tbh it's the style of flashy and good body but very poor details, shadows, antyaliasing and wather are kinda bad.
- it has a very big instances that are very fiting and atmospheric, not like in other games that just give u small town or forest and it's the major city and great forest, nor like some of ea games that are just empty. But still some caves could be smaller ;p
- the music is fiting to, i wouldn't say it's memorable or great but it's perfect for this game

Cons:
- MINIGAMES ARE TRASH. Besides one that is to seal off some chest or passages which is fine, rest are garbage, but they are optional besides turtorial (thanks god).
This game have a "home" crafting system, that u will need to hire people, feed them and when they craft items they lose hp, but to craft most items u need to research them that is next minigame that is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and if u fail u mostly lose all items that it needed. It is very grindy
- If u want to have better skins or armor or upgrades u need to grinde for them (they can be only crafted), becouse armor at shop will be capped eventually around 10k per armor, that isn't much, even thought I didn't need better than it to complete the game easly.
- Side quests are made to 2 categories: questboards - bring me 5 carps etc and like 2-5 true sidequests with some story, but even them have like 1-2 objectives and they are done.

It took me 39h to beat but i tried to do all sidequest not questboard and some crafting.
Overall this game is nice, it still needs improvments and it would be great, but from what i read nothing like that will ever happend.
8/10 for a great story and very enjoyable gameplay.
And after the end u have a challenges that aren't easy.

Still have bugs, game crashes, makes bluescrens, teleports you to your death for no reason, etc.

Better than remaster.