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Recent reviews by Patrick .V

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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It was so great i requested a refund.
Dont bother.
Posted 1 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
207.8 hrs on record (150.6 hrs at review time)
I started late with this game, yet i had a blast.
The sad part is you need money to play this game.. Ofcourse you DONT really need, but if you gon stand a chance or do anything fun in this game you will need to upgrade to a subscription thing. Sad.

Loved it, but not my wallet.
Posted 13 May, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Too bad it isnt a full game.
Should be first person!
Posted 9 September, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
133.7 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Battleroyale is kind of like being a sperm.
First you are spawned in the balls waiting to be eject in to the the vaginacanal, then your objective is to be the fastest to the egg.

So basically, we're all winners.
Posted 7 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
There is no simple way to put this, so here it goes..

If you are a perverted freak who loves online roleplaying and you got way to much time on your "hands".
If you can't get laid, find a girlfriend, or your women simply doesn't want to marry you..
Then fear not, this is the game you are looking for!
9 out of 10, you will chat with other men pretending to be a women, then.. You'll hook up and both are having fun infront of their screens. So be sure to check off being a bisexual, cause really.. The only thing that is happening are two males masturbating while clicking their dirty keyboards and mouse trying to roleplay.
Don't get too excited and make your keys sticky. You can even work as a prostitute and get free gifts by other freaks.

However, if you can get laid IRL and you live a normal life, good for you!
Then i wouldn't download this, it is for perverts with too much time and a wallet the size of a male pornstars ♥♥♥♥. Nada in this game is free except for like a few things.
But hey, they got poker. It's real cool, it works as it should and... wait. Never mind, they even perverted poker by having us strip.. Don't download.
But then again, who the f is normal here. I'd be honest, being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in RP games is quite fun.
Thank you.
Posted 5 November, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It's ♥♥♥♥, literally!

No enemies to be seene, walk into a town there are thosands of house, bush and bunker campers.
pathetic ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 7 October, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
15.4 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Getting disconnected after winning a round and then cant play for sometime cause you left too early.

10/10 i will delete again.
Posted 8 December, 2017. Last edited 8 December, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
An actual Early Access game without gamebreakign bugs like pugs.
Posted 20 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
244.1 hrs on record (219.8 hrs at review time)
Literally one of the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games i've played. Its addictive yet it sucks.
Posted 12 October, 2017. Last edited 18 January, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2,992.7 hrs on record (2,380.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Used to be good.
Now its just infested with hacking idiots.

Not to talk about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comp.
You match up with russians or sweden ♥♥♥♥ kids.
All they do is scream in the mic, call you idiot. Cyka blyat on everything, you suck even tho you're the one trying.

VAC? It's a joke.

This whole game turned into a pile of ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 20 September, 2017.
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