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Recent reviews by NotCaptainObvious.TTV

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854 people found this review helpful
233 people found this review funny
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0.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Ubisoft could not live with their own failure. And where did that bring them? Back to Steam.
Posted 15 June, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
This game is System Shockingly good!
Posted 30 May, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
33.0 hrs on record (16.7 hrs at review time)
I am SO glad I finally sat down to play this. RE:4 remake is absolutely phenomenal!

Capcom are really knocking out of the Park with RE:2,3,7,8, and now this.

Posted 5 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
15.6 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
More of the same
Why change a formula that worked before?

Verdict

If you liked the original game, you're going to like this. This is what the original game could have been. Buy it.
Posted 23 February, 2023. Last edited 27 March, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
14.9 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
For God's sake; please remove DENUVO so I can enjoy the game stutter free.

Posted 31 January, 2023. Last edited 20 February, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.3 hrs on record
A mediocre Bioshock experience
The Setting is uninspired; the "jumpscares' are people running by the player semi frequently.

I can see why they opted to go EPIC exclusive too. Why risk making a good game, when you can just cash in on guaranteed epic money instead?

Verdict

Don't waste your time on this. Just play Bioshock.
Posted 10 January, 2023. Last edited 27 March, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Too much exposition
Seems competently made, but the constant exposition about everything was a bit of a turn off.
If you're a firefighter, I don't need to hear you TELLING me that you're a fire fighter every moment. It's annoying, and doesn't allow me to immerse myself in the story.

Verdict

This isn't a bad game, but definitely buy this on a sale
Posted 20 December, 2022. Last edited 27 March, 2023.
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36.2 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Half Baked
Darktide released lacking key features and content. However, the in-game monetization features seemed to be perfectly functional.
There is no story. Just different npcs telling you that you suck when you hit different level milestones,


Verdict

Don't buy this. Spending money on Fatshark, encourages them to push out unfinished games such as this.
Posted 22 November, 2022. Last edited 27 March, 2023.
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53 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
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0.1 hrs on record
EPIC games needs you to make an account
The game will open tabs on your browser in an attempt to get you to sign in to an EPIC games account.
If you refuse to do so, every so often you will be tabbed out to once again be asked to sign in to an EPIC games account.

Insurgency: Sandstorm launched without needing an EPIC games account to play.
I shouldn't have to be coerced into making an EPIC games account just so that I could enjoy a game I paid for on STEAM.
If I had known that this would happen when I purchased the game, I wouldn't have bothered to.

Really scummy move from the Devs. I won't be financially supporting any future projects.

Verdict

Don't buy games from developers who don't respect you. I paid for a steam game, not an Epic games product.
Posted 8 September, 2022. Last edited 27 March, 2023.
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37 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Thanks Mark, very cool!
Posted 28 August, 2022.
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