Recent reviews by SushiElCade

It's good

♥♥♥♥ you

Fast Pace, Smooth Controls, Awesome Story, Godlike Soundtrack, Anime Titties

Where could you go wrong?

Honestly, I would recomend this game if you have a group of 3-6 friends who also play GTA. Mainly because the community as a whole is Aids. You can just be walking around and a fetus with a fighterjet kills you and says "troled :)" Also making money isn't as bad as people say it is. Heists can give you a metric ♥♥♥♥ ton of money. I can't say anything about the singleplayer because I just ♥♥♥♥ around in jets and make all my cars magenta and yellow.

Overall: If you have a group of friends who have or want this game get it. If not stay far far away

Fantastic game, tight snappy controls, smooth gameplay, but beware of Nuclearthronitis

Nuclearthronitis is a commonly afflicted condition contracted by dying in Nuclear Throne

Symptoms include but are not limited to"

Increased heart rate
Foaming in the mouth
An indescribable feeling of rage
Explosive Diahherea
Projectile Vomiting
Physicallly Assaulting loved ones
Seizures
Internal Bleeding
And
Cannibalistic Habits

So be careful out there champ

Skye's ultimate is fair and balanced

11/10 would overwatch again

This game is extremely calming and relaxing to play, it's a really nice break from the chaos and carnage of TF2 and CS:GO. Everything is just amazing! I can't name 1 negative about this game that isn't a nitpick. If you like the Harvest Moon franchise, you'll definately looove this

This game is more addicting than a bag of crack while drinking beer 10/10 would spore again

This game was made for multiplayer. Don't Starve is much more fun as a multiplayer game, sure it's 20.00 US dollars, but it is worth it

This game is amazing the only 2 flaws are that enimies can still attack you when you are off screen which I super unfair becuase about 50% of my deaths are because of this and the other flaw this one is nick picky but the knight's sword sort of morphs with his body when he's walking forward and your looking at his back