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3 people found this review helpful
98.8 hrs on record (56.3 hrs at review time)
it had a really crappy start, but after YEARS of fixing its finally playable and actually enjoyable

the specialists are still there, but fixed to actual classes (Assault, Engineer, Support, Recon) and each one has its ups and downs (you have 3 for Supp and Engineer, 4 for Recon and Assault to choose)

breakthrough, conquest and rush are the main modes in 2042, while Portal is probably the funniest one since you get to play BC2, 1942 and BF3 maps with the soldiers of their eras mixed in

battle pass is alright, you get a couple of cool skins here and there if you are using the free lane

get it on sale so you wont feel ripped off if you don't like it
Posted 2 December, 2024.
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18 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
821.9 hrs on record (806.5 hrs at review time)
it's like a drug, you dont need it to function but you want more, even tho it destroys you mentally an physically for the countless hours raging at your teammates going full rambo and getting destroyed in seconds or sniping from the far side of the map, leaving you alone and at the mercy of the enemy

luv me cruiser
hate CVs
simple as
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
4.4 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
looks good, plays like any other game

BUT
-the matchmaking is awful
-the servers itself are awful (you could be playing in ur own region and still have 999 ping)
-everyone teleporting and destroying you even before spawning cuz of lag
-you need to JOIN A QUEUE TO LOGIN
-every update released needs 20 mins or more to patch after download (even smaller ones)
-the rogues are really expensive
-hitreg is awful

when i installed it i really wanted to be something good but its just another half-baked game
Posted 22 July, 2021. Last edited 24 November, 2021.
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7 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
3.6 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
>Act I
>start painting nonsense
>"oh no, quickly running out of ideas!"
>painted an Apu Apustaja
>success
>painted an Apu dancing in pijamas
>critic comes by
>forgot that he was coming
>checks the Apu
>"Excelsior!"
>painting sells higher than the other crap i made


just finished Act I, but overall is a cool and chill game with basic painting features, you start poor as heck and paint your way up to cover your expensive wine and baguette bills

BE WARNED: there's no Eraser so here's a cool trick: paint your canvas white/grey or the color of your choosing before starting the paint, that way you can just paint it back if you made a mistake


Posted 6 January, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
3.8 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
it's fun but it gets frustating the more you play it
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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73 people found this review helpful
32 people found this review funny
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497.9 hrs on record (395.8 hrs at review time)
GOOOOOOOOD MORRNING VIETNAAAAMMMM!!

*gets tk'ed with napalm*
Posted 28 November, 2020. Last edited 30 November, 2020.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
this is a great- nononono, not great, a PERFECT soundtrack.

Includes every song featured in the game (FLAC and MP3) plus the sheets for every theme and instrument used
Posted 10 July, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
14.5 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i didn't expected to be good, played the tutorial and already got me hooked (played 3 pvp rounds btw)
it's Auto Chess but kinda better. Be warned tho, it takes a good chunk of your time, so play it only if you have a good amount of spare time

Played on mobile, good crossplay with PC and you can login with your Steam Account, you don't lose any progress at all .
Posted 1 July, 2019. Last edited 26 November, 2019.
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15 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
12.0 hrs on record
A great local/online multiplayer, perfect for playing with friends or your kids.

-Lots of obstacles and tramps to choose
-Replayability
-Funny characters to use (the raccoon is the best imo)
-Awesome scenarios

Highly recommended :B
Posted 25 December, 2016.
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23 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
24.0 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
The only game where you can find nazis/armored nazis/robo nazis/nazi dogs and shoot, stab, explode, throw knives and make them drink their own piss in Berlin, UK and also the Moon.

And ♥♥♥♥ a nice nurse.
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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