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I don't care about the story, I just wanna S N I P E some good 'ol TESTICLES

10/10

It's like Minecraft with guns and nudity

10/10

Sure in Monopoly you can force your friends to pay you a significant amount of money, but it doesn't compare to S T E A M R O L L I N G their ENTIRE ARMY AND COUNTRIES!

10/10

This was a life changing experience. After playing this I decided to head out into the world and start my own company!

10/10

Update: I'm broke and homeless.

At first I thought it was good, then one main mission really early on in the game I realised that the Ezio trilogy would be dirt compared to this game. And I'm only in Act 1

I won a child by gambling with a ghost.

This game is so calming and nice. I find no reason this could ever get any negative reviewes. It's something to do when you don't have anything to do. The game plays itself. You only need to open it once every day to water the plants, if they're even thirsty that is. There is also a vacation mode that halts all growing and drying while you're on vacation. The music is so calming and soothing. There's also a snail that you can sing to if you scroll far enough towards it, tho you don't hear anything sadly.

My only complaint is that the "Get 1 free plant every week" doesn't feel like it's every 7 days, but oh well.

10/10 Best plant simulator, I'd always play again.

Apart from problems with the CPU and GPU making by PC overheat and shutting off my computer, forcing me to play at low graphics and using an extra fan to blow cool air into my computer it's a great game.

8/10 Twitch's eyebrows are on fleek.

Played GTA Online
Stopped for a second to sneeze
Kicked due to inactivity

Karl Marx offended me and i defeated a bodybuilder by throwing dildos at him.

10/10 would throw male babies in the trash again.