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It shows its age sure, but it still is one of the best games in the franchise.

Also the smile burger girl still does not smile. I wonder if she is okay?

Yakuza Kiwami 2 features a challenge pissing game mode. The gamemode tracks how hard, far, and long you piss and *rates your piss against the previous person to use the urinal*. It's literal challenge pissing.

The girl at the smile burger fast food joint doesn't offer you a free smile anymore ):

You wanted a polished game? Oh sorry this is a Polish game. Common mistake!

Dozens of hours of fun, fantastic value and a great place to start off in the franchise.

In true Russian fashion, you can't even afford bait for your fishing rod. A fishing rod which coincidentally you cannot afford either.

You live in a home, which you cannot afford, drive a car that you could not afford, and drink water poisoned with copious amounts of lead. Due to the water you force yourself to drink nothing but alcohol in any form as bacteria cannot live in that substance.

Life is hell. I love it. Show me life as it is.

My passport was denied for being Kolechian. I'm going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ riot.

I can't kill the floor.

In true tripwire fashion, they take a great game that is halfway done, and then never finish it and move on to the next thing.

This game had a massive content update in the works, adding the M113 APC and a bunch of other stuff, and then they just abandon it. Reminds me of the sad state of Red Orchestra Two.

Look. Its stalker in VR. Do I really need to say anything else?

Only things I wish for is that we see future content updates and the thing that made stalker so great, mods.