Recent reviews by Lucarvee

Short game, best story, difficult enough for that kick of reward when you beat a boss, not too hard that you'll finish it only after a week straight of playing.
The story; excellent. The characters; you can smell the people that inspired them.
Silly, yes, but only as silly as people are.
If you are: transgender; lesbian; in a relationship; have known someone with a relationship
this game is for you.
If you are: a therapist who has to deal with heavy stuff all day, probably not the game for you but still a good game... can psychoanalyze the characters while you play.

♥♥♥♥ this game, and it's cousin two crowns, though Two Crowns is better.

Two crowns has clearly had more work put into it, even though they are the exact same game functionally, stylistically etc.
They are both effectivly idle games, except that neither of them let you click off the app and keep it running.
There are inconsitencies between the two that show that balence and progression were better considered in Two Crowns than this.
But they're still the same game, and the game is awful and has no thing resembling respect for your time. If you really and truly want to KILL time, and I do mean, MURDER 10 hours, this is a game for that but don't please.
I beg of you to love yourself and not play Kingdom: New Lands, nor Kingdom Two Crowns, they are an utter waste of your time, and you do not get a feeling of reward from winning.
No serierously, I won Two Crowns. Disappointing, I don't even need to survive at the end to win. ♥♥♥♥ these games utterly.
I got them on a heavy discount and I would go back in time and stop myself from ever being able to see them if I could, waste of 30 hours of my life I could've spent otherwise.

This game took me by the brainpan, and it stuck there that I couldn't sleep. For I too was stuck in the loop. This game drew me into it that hard. Its characters, world, music, and story: perfect. Its pacing, excellent. Its ability to make you feel the way that the character feels, spot on. I was Siffirin stuck in the loop and not acknowleding what it was that he really wanted. Going insane as we come back again and again.

TL:DR
Game is perfect, please, PLEASE, do not allow yourself to be subject to it.

YEah!

Fun little game.

ROCK! AND! STOOONE!

Okay, for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason, this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ after the 4th island. I would never have played it if I had known it was so unfair. I don't know how many islands there are, because I keep losing on the fourth due to it spawning 3 to 10 breeders whenever I try to take out a portal or a blood moon occurs. I cannot deal with that and don't know how long I would need to wait or what to do to reach the bronze age. I've tried, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
♥♥♥♥ this, I'm going to go do 2 player deeprock on haz 5+ with all the buffs on a shield disruption in hollow bough in Deeprock, maybe then I'll have some fun because at least things are happening.

If you like oldschool tile based adventure games, this is a game for you...


[SPIOLER ALERTS]
Alright enough cheesey stuff, opinion time:
I liked this game, it was fun to explore, fun to fight most of the time, and cool to do things in.
As is I have to agree that isn't yet in a 1.0 state due to a few things that need to be worked on a little like pathfinding and balencing of things like "bash".
Specifically, several bosses I cheesed by getting 30 strength, dedicating myself to great wolf, maybe using a wolf icon if it wasn't already hunting moon, and then bashing them into a wall (after their invincibility) and just walking up to them and continuously bashing them. For some reason the damage of them getting rammed into a wall at 40 mph gives me energy and also makes it so that they can't use their turn??? I guess it counts as movement for them???
Related, bash doesn't do damage if you push them into a door or enemy. If you push them into a door it should do damage to the enemy pushed, and maybe do the damage to the door. Same for enemies. maybe a pushed enemie into other enemies should push them (remaining tiles minus 1) tiles and do damage to both enemies.

Combat was most fun after I got a weapon that needs 10 strength and before I got the legendary sword which needs 30. Afterward I kinda just charged through the rest of the game...

Lockpicks, there are 2 kinds, the orb (which is multiuse and repairable) and lockpicks. Lockpicks drop on death of thief enemies sometimes, and have one use in them to try to open SOME doors. Problems: you can't buy them anywhere and they are a really rare drop. Some items that point you in the right direction are hidden behind locked doors. So either you accidentally come across the place by wandering lost OR by getting lucky with either a lockpick or orb of unlocking AND happening to unlock specifically that ONE DOOR all the way out of your way, and finding the actual people who you need to ask about the stuff... hecc...

Quests... do not exist. Your quest is to get the MacGuffins, and (almost) everything else is a part of that quest. You keep "track" of them through the notes made by talking to people and interacting with stuff that says stuff like books, and notes... it's a bit messy. Yes most of the most relevant notes are in the "tags" section but some of them just are in a state of mess.

The economy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥, that might be diatomic but you in particular can ruin the economy easily with all the things you get from creatures and dungeons and whatnot. Merchants so long as they have any money cannot say no to you selling them stuff.

Overall the game needs some rebalencing. The final dungeon is barely a challenge at the point most players will be at and some abilities are simply overpowered.
Also there's not a good tutorial popup for potion brewing, who would've known that you intereact with an empty bottle. BYE!

I loved this. I don't have much more to say that wouldn't spoil the whole experience, but I loved this.

Good hexidecimal sudoku. Unfortunantly I am an achievement hunter, so the achievements for 4 consecutive weeklies, a perfect weekly, 20000 total score, and cursed (whatever that means) all bring my enjoyment of just doing sudoku down somewhat.
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