Recent reviews by Lizzykoopa

Snipe elite three is a fun title of a game, but it only holds up to being a lot of fun if you enjoy the slow motion bullet time effect to a point.

But the sad thing about this game is the fact that the a.i is a damn joke, the stealth part of the game as well is a joke of something thats just tiring and pretty effortless.
if you intend on playing this game on a expert mode, be sure to never get spotted as the ai has a aim that can take you down from any point in the map, making it a pain in the Butt to take on when it comes to messing up.

If you play this game on lower difficulty you wont see the many flaws as you would on a higher difficulty.

Stealth consists of you crouching half the time among the map and moving at a very slow pace, you can run or move in a non-crouch mode but the enemy can hear you from pretty much 3 miles away.

As for distraction shots and masking your weapon to kill other enemies, you have to remain at a certain distance with the noise, but for some reason this counts for masking your gun fire from super far distances but yet get slightly out of range of a few feet from the noise generation and everyone on the map and tell the difference between a sniper shot and that generator, tailpipe pop or raido static and thus making your life hell.


I enjoy this game, i wont lie, its a good time killer and for 10 bucks as i got it on sale, not a bad thing to spend time on...but if your paying higher then this, go back to the older sniper elite game, nothing in this one really changes from that except for bullet time now has cars and what not insides to see it blow up from the inside out.

but beyond that you have zombies in sniper elite 2, a more finished game, and a similar feel and animations as this one has that they ported over from the other one.
your limitation on movement is very, very limited, so if your looking for a stealth game with a good movement and variety of climbing and thinking outside the box, you may as well go back to splinter cell chaos theory or metal gear solid, because this hardly scraped the barrel.

if on sale, get if you have spare cash, but if its still 60 or 40 above...might want to go some place else.

also multiplayer is kinda bland after a while as well.

I simply love this games genuine look and feel, its a interesting story that keeps you wanting to stay in this world for a lot longer.

but i will say this game currently has some flaws, one of witch is the massive need to optimize in order to make this game not drop on fps as drasticly as it does.

i lowered it down to keep the nice looks about, but even then i was falling into a lot of glitchy moments with the camera and even frame locking seemed to not fix any of the issues.

As well The ai in this game is very dumb, as in at a certain point you dont even need to sneak away from the enemy, just simply run past them a few feet and jump into a barrel and you dont have a issue with escaping.

great game, hope to see it grow even more.

I would recommend this game if you want something very bare bones in regards to weapons and such, as for really surviving in the game, i have to say it is not all that great.
If anything and you like farcry, get the third one instead of this, same things in it as this one..

good game if you get it cheap.

Ya'll mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ need jesus.

10/11 cthulhu simulator.

Story sucks, but the game is just beyond fun to play.

Word of warning to everyone though, if you start taking over bases before story mode missions, the missons become beyond bland and just tedious as its just get from point A to B with no enemys to take down.

Also the ai chasing system is a honest joke compared to games like "gta5" you can seriously just stand on a bridge only a few feet away from a enemy check point and they seem to not be able to pin point you're location at all.

All and all, it is fun to play around and do wacky stuff on you're own and the mods to come make this game a treasure like just cause 2, but yeah....

beyond that if it was not for mod support, you might grow bored rather quickly down the line from this game.

But i will say this, the map and locations are beautiful to look at, people talk about frame drops and honestly i see a little bit of them but nothing to really ruin you're experience of the game at all unless you're computer is not a decent rig.

But all and all if you see this on sale down the line, its a good buy and a blast to Play and laugh at.

cant tell you how many times i have launched bad guys off with multiple tethers attached to one guy to make him zoom off like crazy across the world.

Zombie playground is a hack and slash game of fighting off horde after horde of zombies.
as far as that it isnt anything new, or ground breaking.
the fighting in it is pretty much a one button mouse click hack and slash with no real combo's in terms of melee combat, you also get a fire arm that is dual weild and can be charged up like megaman leaving a massive explosion leaving a few zombies tossed into the air and across the map.

the school and graphics are decent looking and creative, but the map is very small and can be run through in less then 30 seconds.
and thats the only level you will get for the moment.
the ai in this game is simplistic at best, pretty much if you where new to the "unity" game engine, you could make a similar ai you're first few hours in one of their tutorials located on their website.

Missions are very simple in their mind set, you have
explore the school
Kill 10 zombies
kill 50 zombies
kill 100 zombies
kill 500 zombies
defeat the janitor

Now at this point i have already just stopped playing, because now you're just becoming bored slashing at the same enemy's with complete and utter ease.
wanting to level up but it grows so tiredsome you dont even want to make it past "level 6"
atleast not me anyways, maybe later on when this game grows, but really their are other "horde mode" titles that are far less in price then this with more content to enjoy while fighting off wave after wave.
once and a while you feel like your in a tight spot.
but that was only when i was in the "500 zombie" mode where they cut off the entire school and you have to just fight in the court yard....the rest of the modes allow you to fight anywhere...

So all and all, is it worth 15 bucks.
No, far from it right now.
I understand its early access and they will improve certain things, update it with goodies and such, witch i will say you can customize you're character with both "picking gender's" articals of clothing, hair styles and a few backpack choices and a puppy that serves no real purpose but follows you around the school until you reach the school bus where it now becomes stuck due to bad pathing for it.
you have certain classes with different abilities
but all and all...it isnt worth 15 bucks at this moment, if i had to price this game, its around maybe 3 dollars, even app games on my iphone supply me with more to do and more interesting methods of game variety.

and honestly i have been waiting for this game for a while now, the key concept of this game is cute, and something that really brought my attention to it...a game featuring kids with rather creative concepts of how their roles can be used.
but then it kinda left a sour first impression the moment i jumped in.
all and all, if you wish to try it, just be warned, you wont have to much to do in the game to keep you there much.

Also the graphics in this game are very simplistic as well, some cute and interesting concepts like a giant plant growing in the biodome, and a few school buses that have crashed into the building...but as far as it goes...thats really it, the concept art had more interest then the literally game did.

great game, fun to play, enjoyable quacking, but one thing it needs to do is have a form of punishment for those who drop out of games.
everytime someone is about to lose they quit the lobby, it backs out of the entire game and into the lobby.
if you get a host who is about to lose they will quit out and await another game to attempt to win.

upside to this is you can play single player arcade style gameplay witch is nice, but yeah, get in some penalty for those who back out right at the end, and you have yourself the best ducking game ever.

i threw a gernade and watched a enemy soilder dive upon it to be blown into bit's saving a fellow soilder....threw another gernade to get the next soilder....gernade hits wall bounces back...i am no mr.potato head.
10/10

Gonna tell you my experiance with this game, and the best mission i have ever conducted in it.

This day was a boring day, nothings good on tv, my wife ((tanuki_chau)) is currently just talking with friends on the web, so i decide, you know what...lets play some kerbal.

After a number of minutes trying to conduct a design worth making in order to feed my craving for something exciting and less boring i designed a kerbal space ship for the soul purpose of launching as many kerbals as i can with out crashing the game or making its frame rate to a point it isnt worth playing...I manage to get atleast 60 kerbals into space with out wanting to push the games limites just incase i wish to have all the kerbals eject in space and come down like a meteor shower back to Kerban.

After multiple designs and attempts, i finally manage to break my "cant manage to get large butt off floor"
The ship finally shoots off.....dumbfounded by the sheer astonishing site of my kerbal "genocide machine" lifting into space.
After reaching a perfect orbit around kerban i decide not to eject all the kerbals, but instead create another craft down below....not just any craft....a missile to be more accurate.

After constructing and attempts to launch this sucker and have enough fuel to go and seek out the "s.s genocide" I finally manage to come in view of the large monsterious behemoth i set out into space.

Quickly i slapped on the engines at full blast of the missle, i began to shout a war cry that grew louder and louder the closer my missle came to the "s.s genocide" and finally once it hit "BOOOM!"
a massive explosion sets off, Now in my mind i normally like to "rp" and visually see what isnt capable of seeing in the real game...so ill give you a example of what my mind saw once i hit that ship with my missle.

It's dinner time on the "s.s genocide" everyones happy and eating, jeb is placing plates on the table, bob is mistaking toothpast for astronaunt food, and bill is simply getting ready for a nice evening with the fellas, maybe play a little poker, watch a movie, you know a good time witht he boys....when suddenly a missle hits, a loud crash comes to the ship causing the kerbals to shake and crash about the main front half of the craft.
Red alarms blare inside their pods along with the screams of other kerbals from behind the doors that no longer had anything to protect them from outside space. People slaming on the door's of jeb, bob and bills cockpit screaming to get in.
bob leaps to his feet attempting to run to the door, but at this point the screams fade into utter silence as outside the window of the cockpit showed kerbals being sucked out into space, fragments of their craft flying by along with limbs and mashed space craft parts zoomed passed their windows....

bill is in a panic, unable to cope with the reality of what just happened to their craft, their crew....its all up to jeb now to maintain control of the situation of his mens minds and wits..
after a few months of waiting jeb,bob and bill where rationing their supplies from food, power, and also bill, who sadly was growing more and more suspicious with each passing day, jeb and bob speculated that it might be a case of "space maddness" and had a routine scedule of keeping watch over him.


This mission has now turned from a genocide attempt to a rescue as i send another craft out into space to try and resuce what little kerbals are left upon the "s.s genocide"
once there i have the last remaining few eject from their ♥♥♥♥ pits to come and join the next shuttle i made for the rescue mission.....i then start to rp just a little more...to obviously have fun and not be bored....here are the results.

after months ((in game)) of finally creating a shuttle to come and save the remaining crew on the "s.s genocide" bill came down with a case of space madness...when trying to have all three "jeb, bill and bob" get to the rescuse shuttle.

Before the shuttle arrived bill bob and jeb where limted on the last remaining snacks left in their mini fridge, inside where only three eggrolls left all with each of their names labled upon them.
Bob with no real fault of his own instead of eating his own eggroll with his name upon it, ate bill's instead, seeing as bob was not the sort to really read things correctly, and also he assumed it had a "B" on it, its ether his or bill's, who cared, they all still got a eggroll after all.

But Oh no, this did not sit right with bill....no, no, bill didnt like things of his with his name on them touched, or eaten from others....this was the breaking point for poor bill...this was the moment his mind suddenly became sluge and just snapped unable to maintain his emotions.

"BOB!" Bill shouted in anger before suddenly attempting to murder bob with a surprisingly out of place pool noodle with in the craft.
poor bob coward trying to fight back with all his might, but struggled until captain jeb stepped in.
trying to sooth things over between them bill suddenly attacked Jeb, attempting to strangle him with the pool noodle. But thanks to bob and his some what.....quick thinking, gets bill of jeb, they then struggle for a few moments on the ground until suddenly it came to a point where they ejected bill out from the space craft and out into space.

The pool noodle will be missed...for the poor thing met the same fate as bill kerban....

finally my rescuse ship arrives...its time for bob and jeb to come home..But oh no....i forgot to make room enough for both of them to fit....non the less more room for the remaining kerbals that still remained alive....But their not important in this story.

Bob decides to be the hero, he places his hand on jebs, his eyes where all glassey as if he was going to cry.
"go jeb....go...ill remain with the ship...please, just tell my wife and kids....that their father died with two eggrolls....both very well cooked." he stated before shoving jeb out of the "s.s genocide"
jeb floated out into space toward the resuce ship with his hands out screaming "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!"....took him atleast a good minute to reach the rescuse ship from the other ship....so....yeah....longest scream ever.

finally it was time, lets get this hero home.
quickly i start the engines, we begin to take off toward kerban when suddenly on the way forward we ran into "bill"......no literally ran into bill....im pretty sure he is split in two.....

But still, jeb managed to get the ship back home, landing upon the ground of kerban to live another day to eat more eggrolls.....
The end.

10/10 for eggrolls. rip pool noodle.

This game is wonderful, for once there is a game that brings the horror of zombies back to life.
With contangions "darkness" and "gritty" enviorments and shading this game is a treat to those who want to finally partake in a game where zombies are a real threat.

Contangion brings back everything i loved in zombie games and have wanted in a long line of them that have fallen short to my expectations.
Todays genera of "survival" games really try to grab people into the market by saying they have "zombies" inside of them, when in fact the zombies in most those games are minor or no threat what so ever, but more of a backnoise that brings you back to the realization that the game was meant to be a zombie one, when ever you are not pvp'ing other's.

this game dosent do that like the other's, Instead this game wants zombies to be the true threat, along with other player's.
when bitten you can be infected and turn among you're fellow friends, making trust a very scary thing in the game.

For those who want to take on the game as a hero slaying loner they have "solo" witch dose bring the realization as to how vunerable you really are in this world.
ammo is tough to find, and zombies only go down in one way that has been ignored by so many game developer's, and thats "shoot them in the head"
the only way to put them down, making you really hate yourself if you miss a head shot, knowing you just wasted a bullet.

I suggest trying this game out while you can.
it makes you feel like you're playing "l4d" but a more realistic feel instead of a cartoonish one.

wonderful game, i hope they keep up the work, so far its a amazing ride.