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13.3 hrs on record
Dude, this game's so much fun. Good plot with multiple stories, fun minigames, gorgeous pixel artwork (to the point that the porn scenes almost feel like a step down in quality), and– oh yeah and porn scenes. I was expecting a short little game that was just a vessel for porn gifs, and what I got was a fun 13 hours of playtime. I really can't wait to see what MirthalGames makes next. I'm sure it'll be just as fun and polished and sexy as this game is.
Posted 22 January.
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39.1 hrs on record
Downgrade from Just Cause 3. Plus, the publisher screwed over the fans that bought the season pass / preorder by withholding DLC under an even more complete edition that wasn't available at launch. My hopes for Just Cause 5 have been greatly diminished.
Posted 17 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
idk. just go play the original portal.
Posted 13 December, 2022.
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139.7 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
If you passed up on Halo Infinite when it came out because it didn't have enough content, come give it another try. 343 has made a complete 180 and this game has so much more to do (infection, firefight, forge, extraction, much better customization, co-op, etc) while still having a addicting gameplay and a fun weapon/ability sandbox.

Does the store still suck? Yeah. Does the campaign leave much to be desired? Yeah. Does this game deserve a campaign DLC? Yeah. But despite all of it's drawbacks, Halo Infinite is my new favorite multiplayer shooter, and I can't help but keep coming back to it day in and day out.
Posted 20 November, 2021. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
18.4 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
If you've played the original, award-winning Skyrim mod, play this game. It's refined the original experience, trimmed the fat, and given it a shiny new coat of paint. New narrative twists, amazing voice acting, and wonderful art direction.

If you haven't played the original, award winning Skyrim mod, and you're a fan narrative, exploration, mystery, and/or puzzle games, do yourself a favor and pick this game up. I can't go into detail without spoiling the game, and this is certainly a game you want to play with little knowledge going into it.

To the developers, thank you for delivering on your promise of an amazing game. You've truly gone above and beyond what I was expecting from what was originally just a mod. This game demonstrates such craftsmanship of video games of an art form. Thank you for this game.
Posted 3 August, 2021.
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1.4 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
The puzzles are fun, albeit rather simple. They help fulfill the game's narrative by letting you be the one fixing these trinkets (and people), rather than simply listening to the narrator recount her endeavors. The main downside is that the game is rather short. There are 14 chapters, but only 12 real puzzles. I beat the whole thing in 85 minutes.

If you came in expecting a puzzle game like I did, you might be disappointed, but that doesn't make this game bad at all. The story's a little cliché (that's not always a bad thing), but the characters are all quite charming, and I found myself wanting finish each puzzle to find out what happened next in their stories. The visual and audio design are superb, and add a lot to the experience. I was particularly a fan of how, when you were tasked with repairing a watch, the ticking was in time with the music.

I went in expecting Antiquities Restoration Simulator, and ended up with an interactive visual novel that was well worth its price. Buy it when it's cheap, play it on a lazy afternoon, and let the characters whisk you away.
Posted 18 November, 2020. Last edited 27 November, 2020.
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48.6 hrs on record (15.1 hrs at review time)
I've had two main different experiences in this game:

• First, adventuring by myself. Piloting the sloop is actually pretty simple, so you can do everything you need to take on the PvE quests. Plus, it's surprisingly calming. It's just you, the crashing of the waves, the cries of the seagulls, and the clink of coins. I get lost in the game for hours.

• Second, adventuring with a crew of my friends. The galleon certainly requires a full crew of four, but it's still manageable. With the four of us, we're more confident engaging in fights, taking longer quests, and generally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around. The game isn't any less fun, but it trades serenity for chaos.

My only main complaint is that the maximum crew size is currently four, which is frustrating when I have five friends with the game. There's a system where you can team up with other ships, but that's mainly for finding randoms. There's no way to reliably get two crews of your friends into the same server, which sucks. They need to either make a bigger boat, or add support for fleets.

So, it's fun by yourself, and fun with friends, but don't try and play with more than three other people.
Posted 10 June, 2020.
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15.7 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
This game is intense. The reactive percussion music system and the grainy visuals work in tandem with the fast paced, low health gameplay to create an experience that sucks you in and gets your adrenaline going. Each set of levels is unique, and stages within levels can change dramatically. It's thrill of a game, and one you won't soon forget.
Posted 28 April, 2020. Last edited 28 April, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
75.0 hrs on record (27.7 hrs at review time)
It's DOOM (2016) with a bigger emphasis on verticality and movement. It's a bit slow at the start because it doesn't immediately give you all the movement tools, but once it does... rip & tear.
Posted 24 March, 2020. Last edited 2 April, 2020.
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