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22.1 hrs on record (21.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted 4 October, 2024.
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137.3 hrs on record (44.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
really good online racing
Posted 3 October, 2024.
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12.2 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 2 July, 2024.
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147.1 hrs on record (78.3 hrs at review time)
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Posted 22 June, 2024.
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22.5 hrs on record (21.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
good game
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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3,858.9 hrs on record (3,538.3 hrs at review time)
As a seasoned Counter-Strike veteran with approximately 3500 hours under my belt, I dove into Counter-Strike 2 with all the enthusiasm of a caffeinated squirrel on roller skates. However, much to my dismay, this game seems to have become the breeding ground for smurfs and cheaters faster than rabbits in springtime.

The smurfs in Counter-Strike 2 are like chameleons, blending seamlessly into the lower ranks with the finesse of undercover agents. One moment, you're facing off against what appears to be a confused toddler trying to figure out which end of the gun to point, and the next, you're being headshotted by a player whose profile screams "I just installed the game yesterday." It's like playing hide-and-seek with professional hide-and-seek champions—frustrating and utterly absurd.

And oh, the cheaters! It's like they've set up a cozy little nest in the game files, complete with cheat codes, aimbots, and a mini-fridge for their snacks. I've encountered more hackers than I have legitimate players, turning each match into a real-life version of "Spot the Wallhacker." Spoiler alert: It's never as fun as it sounds.

The only thing more elusive than my rank going up is the satisfaction of a fair fight. It's a constant battle against opponents who seem to have a direct hotline to the gaming gods, and I'm just over here praying that my team manages to collectively remember how to buy armor.

Despite the chaos of smurfs and cheaters, Counter-Strike 2 manages to keep me coming back for more. Maybe it's the thrill of potentially outsmarting a smurf or the challenge of trying to outplay a cheater. Or perhaps it's just the masochistic pleasure of subjecting myself to the emotional roller coaster that is solo queue.

In conclusion, Counter-Strike 2 is like that quirky friend who drives you insane but somehow still manages to be endearing. Just be prepared to have your sanity tested, your rank fluctuate more than cryptocurrency, and your vocabulary expand with a variety of colorful words you never knew existed. Happy fragging, my friends!
Posted 16 February, 2017. Last edited 8 October, 2023.
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