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22 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
25.7 hrs on record
It's a fun little game, but it's far from perfect.
There are many bugs and uncomfortable mechanics that just don't make sense:
- Car disassembling is kinda tedious and boring in my opinion
- When loading into a checkpoint all things that you opened/disabled like doors, cameras and other security stuff gets reset and you have to do it all over again even when the checkpoint was made AFTER you've disabled them.
- NPCs seeing you through walls and noticing a burglary when you haven't even done anything and generally plenty of little bugs.

Despite that, I still found the game to be engaging while playing through the main story. Would I recommend it? meh not really. There are far better games than this one.
Posted 5 May.
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5 people found this review helpful
11.2 hrs on record
Amazing game honestly, stunning graphics, fun strategic gameplay with lots of room for creativity, plenty of content to keep you playing for hours.

The only real issue here is the ridiculous way they make you pay for the game. Why not just sell one full version??? Instead you get all these different versions and confusing and misleading DLCs that make you waste money of unnecessary additions to the game. I accidentally got only Hitman 1 and not the other two games and to get the other two I have to pay full price or wait for a discount. Very bad marketing.
Posted 16 February.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
17.9 hrs on record
Amazing story, visuals and music. Fun yet challenging gameplay.

The game teaches you about overcoming depression, anxiety, self-doubt and that trying to go for 100% achievements is absolutely not worth it unless you're a masochist.

9.5/10, I hate chapter 9 with a passion. (skill issue)
Posted 1 January.
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1 person found this review funny
36.7 hrs on record
I was once scared of the deep...
Now I am even more scared of the deep!
Posted 25 December, 2024.
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0.4 hrs on record
This game has brought me back down memory lane to the times of my childhood when my grandparents would buy me silly little CD video games for kids. They looked just like this game, simple, low quality, not very well designed in the grand scheme of things... but fun and cheerful. It was nice to experience this joy of nostalgia even for just a little moment...

in short:
hehe funny capybara game
Posted 5 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
Logan Paul trip to japan simulator
Posted 9 July, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.0 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
As a werewolf I can confirm this is what happens on a daily basis.
Posted 18 May, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
3.2 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
I think this game can be quite fun, but it has plenty of flaws that I think need to be taken care of:
- Generators can be hard to find.
- The movement is a bit clunky. (especially when trying to jump on platforms)
- Opening the menu doesn't pause the game in Single-Player.
- Aiming at smaller enemies is a bit tough.
- Sometimes abilities won't activate even when you press the button.
- I think the difficulty needs a little balancing (or maybe it's just a skill issue from me)
- There are only 3 character to choose from which is very little (I hope more will be added in the future)
- The lava blends with the ground too much making it difficult to tell where you can stand safely and where you can't.

I haven't played co-op mode yet, but I saw in the other reviews that there are certain issues with it too.
Right now the game isn't the best, but with some quality of life updates and I believe it can be a great and fun game.

I hope to see some great updates in the near future <3
Posted 14 May, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
42.5 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
When the Company is Lethal.
Posted 26 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.8 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
A really cool strategy stealth game with a very interesting story and theme. It really makes you think twice or thrice about your next move before you do anything. Highly recommend checking it out!
Posted 22 July, 2023.
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