Recent reviews by JessiAndroid

This game practically gave me a job, so how bout that :D

Unfortunately I don't recommend. Grabbing things is tedious, Ice is hard to work with, the counter is way too quick and the bar setup is way to weird. Especially with the oddly scaled models around the place.

If this game is to improve, It needs to scrap the way it grabs stuff 100%, everything should have hotspots in the way they pick up, like it does with the soda gun. The scrolling through ui needs to be fixed, defaut audio level should be way lower, there has gotta be a scoop for the ice instead of tongs, the ice tray needs to be bigger, models NEED reworking. Not good when you feel like youre in a rroblox game. The Shakers hella scuffed. I mean I do like that its more of a sandbox than Bartender VR, the reason I tried it out, but I can't say it gets it right at all yet.

Only get the game if you *really* want to have a sandbox, create any drink game. If you want to have a quality Bartender experience for VR that exists rn, Bartender VR is the better option, even with that games odd bugs.

Mate, this game is such a f''cking rollercoaster that it made this [gyazo.com] and actual file of stuff on my computer.

It sounds mad, looks mad, and by golly, feels f''cking mad.

Want a chilling game that pulls your strings? Team Salvato #Dan Salvato says b''tch hold my beer, I gotchu.



Yes, yes it is. But this certainly is more of an experience than anything.

yes, the selected file says "awwww Cute", this game man

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/*Heavy Drums*/

game

1. A visual and audiual satisfaction similar to that of the climax of
sexual excitement, (org@sm) however characterized by intensely
pleasurable feelings in the mind.
"That orchestra felt so much like Thumper I nearly ejaculated
in my seat."

2. An artificial imitation of hallucinations induced by taking
psychedelic drugs.
"This thumper makes me want to have drugs."

3. An experience in which absolutely bonkers sh!t start to feel
somewhat normal and instead, you reach the 4th dimension.
"Dude that party was so thumper I started tasting the skulls of
my ex girlfriends."
Dave has gone crazy we called the cops...
Nah we killed him for a sacrifice to omega

4. A mixture of the emotions; anger, desire, determination
and insanity.

Love it :D so cute and fun. Its a nice calm game to play after a good long hard tired day, or even an easy day. :)

TLDR: If your on the store page looking at it and you're kinda interested. Get it, its worth it :D

I love the way this game puts a spin on the Visual Novel genre by adding a neat little game into it by making drinks for the people. It tells a pretty good story (yet to finish, may update once done) through just 2 locations and uses them very well. You also get to learn about this world in a nice way, through multiple media outlets and by the people you meet bar. It brings a really nice atmostsphere to the world :)

It's got the Undertale thing where you can put your own creative spin on how you think the characters sound and speak, and its rather fun to just read aloud. Though probably not too apropriate to yell some things that the characters yell. And it certainly doesn't shy awaay from fun vulgar speach, but keaps it in a nice moderation that it feels right for the nviorment you're in.

The whole making drinks is a very well intergrated as well, It adds alittle more game interation and it also tests how well you have been noticing whats happing in the world around you. But not in such a way that its difficult. they pace it well enough that it doesn't seem like obvious answers but never something thats like, crap what was that again? Not only that but it uses the drinks to enhance the story, every drink has its back story, and its always nice to get that drink right when someone asks for a commision. It's kinda like your an investigator trying to look through the list of different drinks and figuring out if this style of drink fits better with this persons tastes or personallity.

This is the first game that has made me want to give an indepth review.
Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, get it. way past worth it. GET IT NOW. HOW DID YOU READ ALL OF THIS??
(If you did thank you) If you did then you should get it, you're interested enough if you've read it.

Those tazer drones always scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of me and waste my bullets.

10/10 best horror survival ever

This parkour like platformer really has some nice natural flow feeling to it, you just keap moving, It's short, but you get what you pay for + more :D Simple, Beutiful, Natural. (AND fireworks for 100% compleation :D Shhh, that's our secret okay) Great for a cheaper mirror's edge ;) All n all, buy it, just do it, its cheap and so worth it. UUGH SO WORTH IT why are you still reading. (Its also light weight so bonus for old or not so powerful pc's :D )

Quite the fun rhythm game, and suprisingly goes with the songs well.
And its very optimised, I'm running this on just an i3 and on 1360x768 and I still get 60fps.

Also does anyone else see the logo as "DAY" instead of "DAT"??